Ducks

first time I’ve looked at this in months. Is it still ghastly?

Still not getting it

Women who have earned less than men, in lower status jobs than men, with poorer promotion outcomes because of bias against maternity now being fucked over yet again. Great.

Imagine if it was someone really random, like Jamie Pollock

And we wonder why assisted dying is so popular

There goes Waitrose

And in swaggers Mr fucking money pants

Is that how much it costs?

Joking aside, if you were, I am not saying you were but you may have been. But, why does every public utterance now require a three page disclaimer with footnotes, appendices, plus clinate and equality impact reports? It’s all so tedious these days.

Good lord

@pintsizedmoo.bsky.social it’s you

How can one platform be so virtuous? This is a magical, heavenly place

Cries into my pot noodle

If you see this, post a concert pic you took

It’s so dull, and so worthy. And I think I’m so out of here

No its just that there’s no one here to interact with

Man realises he is eating a woke sandwich.

That it be.

You have to do admin here? Wtf? This is like when my parents said we’re going to have lots of fun on Sunday, and it was just visiting another bloody church.

Vacuuming my spice drawer. #notaeuphemism

Twitter is a terrible platform for selling stuff, if you want to shift product FB and insta are the places. I don’t know why companies are still suckered into advertising on there. Paid subscription is the only sensible business model for these sites

*Noted. Potentially slutty in Greggs.

See, and this is why it’s a tough place to pull

No ads who pays? Devs, and designers don’t work for wit and banter, you can’t settle your server bill with a well constructed knob joke

Do we honestly think we’re going to be better behaved on here than we are/were on the other place?

It’s like hoping to get fucked at a funeral

This a a desolate place

Go on, convince me, is it funnier here?