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Me to our dogs every time we have to take them to the vet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8sg...
Goddamn but Dan Orlovsky is a dense motherfucker.
That's the guy who always holds the barrel of the bat on MLB Network when he's pointing stuff out on the screen, right? I don't know why, but that annoys the hell out of me for some reason.
It's 1997. BAL backed out of a deal with a player over injury concerns.
It's 2018. BAL backed out of a deal with a player over injury concerns.
It's 2020. BAL backed out of a deal with a player over injury concerns.
It's 2026. BAL backed out of a deal with a player over injury concerns. #NFL
As I suspected, it's physical failure related.
I'm eagerly awaiting the details of why the Ravens backed out of the Maxx Crosby trade.
We're all still fucking peasants as far as I can see.
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I knew we were losing Likely as soon as we extended Andrews. I'm not pumped about losing Stout, but it's possible last season was more of an aberration than a sign of things to come.
EDC: "We made Linderbaum a market setting offer."
The Raiders: "Fuck that market straight to hell. Fuck it good, fuck it sideways."
Lawrence Fishburn has the absolute best maniacal/threatening/angry/crazy laugh in entertainment today, and I will not be accepting any suggestions of substitutes or pretenders to his throne at this time.
it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP INVADING EVERY F-CKING COUNTRY. OH MY GOD, YOU PSYCHOPATH!'
#trumpwars
Me when I see someone blaming ANYONE other Trump's Iran fuckery (which I ain't calling a war, because wars are declared by CONGRESS, not microdicked fatasses who shit their pants daily) for gas prices spiking...
Pretty sure when they started imposing this idiocy they assured a bunch of judges that they would be able to refund the money with no problem if it ever came to that.
Nuremberg is going to be too good for the soulless fucks doing this.
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My understanding is that TX did or is about to gerrymander her out of a seat, which was a big reason for her running for Senate in the first place.
This album was my JAM on our family record player that was also an end table (peak late 60s / early 70s family room furniture).
We passed the dumbest goddamn timeline and went straight to fucking pathetic timeline.
You should fucking say it, sir. Or at least have Ron "accidentally" drop it on a hot mic.
How in the hell is "Markwayne Mullin" not one of the names @mst3kofficial.bsky.social used for David Ryder in Space Mutiny?!?
MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.
At this point I would welcome a nuclear apocolypse...
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In honor of Kristi Noem's firing, I think every #Orioles fan should donate to BARCS. Link:
www.barcs.org/emergency-ma...
markwayne,
markwayne,
markwayne,
markwaaaaayne,
i’m begging of you please don’t fight this man.
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
This could be the biggest troll move in history if everyone plays their cards right.
Couldn't happen to a better bunch of sumbitches.
Umpires & compliance managers: both of 'em are only here for one goddamn reason, sir.
@dicknixon.bsky.social - Sir, I believe I first heard this fact from you, many years ago. It's good that the rabble are finally catching up...
Thom Tillis is the latest piece of shit to announce their retirement and suddenly find a goddamn spine and a sense of duty to the fucking country.
Where the fuck was this energy 12 years ago, Thommy?
And just so you know, that silent H is fucking stupid.
