I have questions…
Why is the U.S. Treasury secretary doing media rounds about Trump’s war in the first place, then suddenly getting summoned into the Situation Room?
Clearly, Scott Bessent comes back looking shook.
If the war strategy is so solid, why yank him out of a live interview?
Once again—New Mexico is leading the way by protecting free and fair elections! NM becomes the first state in the nation to ban armed federal agents at the ballot box. This is how you do it! 🗳️🇺🇸💪
Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer
Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/
“In all this talk about who was responsible and how this happened, are we just going to ignore the fact that girls were allowed to learn?” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth
This is HORRIFIC. Pete Hegseth chose to gut offices that prevent accidental civilian deaths.
This is what happens when you put someone entirely unfit in a position of power. It’s time for him to go!
"Covid will be over in two weeks. Gone by Easter"
"We're signing a health care plan within two weeks"
"They’re dying, Russians & Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours"
Based on his record, this isn’t ending anytime soon.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
Slotkin: "If Russia is helping to kill US forces, we have crossed a rubicon. We have to take decisive action on that. Instead, we're giving them breaks on oil. They're making a ton of money."
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In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.
“Which way is Iran?” “Woman! Tell me if Iran is to the left of here or if it’s south!” the commander-in-chief yelled at a morning commuter
Really, @washingtonpost.com ?
Sure, Trump wore a campaign hat to a dignified transfer, but remember when President Obama saluted while holding a latte?
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/
I fixed it.
Six U.S. service members come home in a dignified transfer. Senile Satan greets them wearing a $55 baseball cap from his merch store. Never miss a chance to grift.
Fox News admits to airing an old dignified transfer video on its program this morning, one that did not show Donald Trump wearing a white ball cap.
Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA
Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/
#JusticeforCricket ❤️🐾
“No stupid rules of engagement”
Trump Defends Addition Of Ballroom To Air Force One
Trump Defends Addition Of Ballroom To Air Force One https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/
Trump dressed down to deliver a war announcement worthy of the Mar-a-Lago basement
Optics.
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Trump in 2011: "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and ineffective."
