I thought you reported the Kurds were invading?

I thought it was when you start fancying MPs.

Could be worse. You could have a photo that makes you look like Epstein. That’s definitely not me.

You can remind yourself as much as possible, but it never actually avoids the consequences (well at least for me).

I amazed that they haven’t looked at Reform’s impact on the Tories, and figured out they are in massive danger of being similarly outflanked, but on the left. It’s like they don’t look at British politics at all.

Fark - why didn’t I think of that?

Thank god we’ve been blessed with good governance from the Tories - austerity, Brexit ref, Brexit deal, covid response and Liz Truss. I believe this quality of ‘follow through’ is commonly known as sharting

Slightly surprised he didn’t say ‘eleventy times’ - i guess this one was written by the racist aide.

Curse the smoke detector designer who looked at this image and decided ‘4’ was the correct level to trigger their smoke alarm, first thing in the morning.

That’s a very heartless way to break that sort of news!

That’s some sicko porn.

Did you try to free Orville? I hear Harris gets very fighty when people try that on.

(Joke Keith! Pls don’t sue me)

I feel sorry for Steve Coogan.

Foggy lake view

Cycled into a Victorian ghost story today

Management sims with added social guilt

Sickeningly fun looking!

This is what ‘I will march with you’ really means.

Brexit means Lexit is one.

My career is my monkey’s paw wish. Have your dream job - but constantly have to use the most unspellable words in existence- ‘bureaucracy’ and ‘manoeuvring’.

This criminal’s masterplan was to get into the bin yesterday and eat the left over chicken wings (+ buffalo sauce) - and then spend all Sunday night/ Monday morning puking it up. How’s everyone else’s week started?

Have you seen A storied life: Tabitha? Not the same, but explores narrative in a similar player choice way.

Fun fact - brewed just a couple of miles from the shop that inspired those characters

‘Violent trans activists cause cuts and bruises to the fists of gender critical debaters, who were simply exercising their protected rights’ The Guardian (and the rest)

Loving #YoungSherlock. Guy Ritchie doing what he does best.

Dunning Kruger bias is limiting you.

You insist that no one can have an opinion on this question without first assessing the entirety of 400 years of imperial history - and you assume that anyone who disagrees with ridiculous take doesn’t know Britain’s imperial past. Wrong 1st, illogical 2nd.

Mate - telling people you don’t know to read stuff, when they are asking your opinion, makes you look like you’re a stupid blagger who is desperately deflecting. Sorry - I don’t make the rules.

So the US is not our greatest ally then?

Tedious reactionary centrist/right wing take, designed to minimise what is happening - ‘akshally fascism was an early 20th political movement and its ahistorical to apply that…’

Ok - go for it. Summarise your argument above and present its conclusion on whether or not the US is our greatest ally.

So you don’t have any issue with trans people being socially and legally accepted as their gender, it’s *only* the claim (that you outline above) that you object to? Other than that, all trans inclusion is good for you?