Jerry Roe

This is isn’t video games, it’s the plot of Sorcerer (1977, dir. William Friedkin)

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I’m beveragemogging (drinking only cold bREw PL halp)

Bandcamp Friday! New patches! Three more shows!

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HEY @michaelhobbes.bsky.social - SQUIRREL NUT ZIPPERS IS NOT A SKA BAND

We’ve got four more shows left on this tour! Come catch us tonight 3/5 in Richmond at Cobra Cabana! Remaining shows below.

🌿WEEK 3🌿 See you Atlanta pals tonight, 3/3! Boggs Social, 7:30 PM - remaining SLUDGE METAL GRUNGE HEAVY MUSIC dates below!

Zero Signal is an all-timer and yes a lot of that is because it played during the Scorpion/Johnny Cage match in the Mortal Kombat movie.

Oh I meant after Obsolete! It’s great too though Demanufacture’s my favorite.

It ended here. Got V nu-metal afterwards and their comeback record later on was OK but extremely processed sounding.

“All Growth Is Good Growth.” - CSam Altman

SAVANNAH! Reminder that our show tonight 2/28 has been moved to The Wingmen Club! Doors at 7:30. Come hang with us!

Watch the video for IMPERFECT and come see the Friendship Commanders tour show!

May the victims of the Washington Square Park Massacre live forever in our hearts. If only they could be with their families today 😢😢

Bro imagine rolling up to church having just written Ave Maria. Suck my dick, god. Your move

Buick rocks and I’m stoked to be touring her home state on her birthday week! - Jerry, FC

I’m so proud and happy to be on this planet earth at the same time as you. Everybody bring Buick some vegan cookies, donuts or gift certificates to vegan donut places in any of the cities @fcommanders.bsky.social are playing on our current tour, running through 3/8.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @buickaudra.bsky.social! You write the songs, the riffs, the melodies, and conceive the concepts that make up our musical existence and bring it all to life with the most shreddingly beautiful voice and guitar playing imaginable.

Florida world tour starts tonight!

It’s amazing what’s happened with the demographic at indie/underground rock and shows. The crowd is either 42+ or 22-. No in between at all. Like a whole lost generation.

🌿BATON ROUGE🌿 See you tonight 2/19 at Mid City Ballroom w/ Temptress! Doors at 8!

Huge thanks to everything who came out last night, to the first show of the tour! We loved seeing you all. Here’s a clip of THE ENEMY I KNOW, taken by our pal JD! Played it with our entire beings, that’s for sure.

the difference is where the value comes from.

writing, illustration, etc, have value as human expression, and given it's the only way we can understand each other, human-authored communication is infinitely valuable. conversely, AI slop is valueless, even if it's technically "good".

Headed your way! See you soon!

Like, I’m a dogmatic recording studio professional who just spent 20k on better AD/DA because I think Universal Audio sounds bad and I would never talk like this. I think music specific players with headphones are great. This is not the battle here.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ dude get a life.

Tweet from a loser that says, "I will have 30k to make a fully AI film, what’s the plan? I’m supposed to have ideas by next week. cmon guys what would you want to see? I like sci-fi but it feels to obvious for AI 🤷‍♂️"

AI filmmaking is completely unserious.

You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.

Oh good. We’re doomed. lol