This was so much worse than your average April Stools day surprise. This was an entire trash bags of dog feces that someone collected and deposited outside their building before that last big snowstorm.
Out of the snow bank appears a ruptured trash bag stuffed with dog turds
Sánchez: “You may have heard that Spain is alone. They’re the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine, and then others followed.
“We are not alone — we are the first. Those who will end up alone are the ones defending the indefensible.”
Grocery store hot bars should sell rotisserie ducks
omg
I hope he beats Ted Cruz in 2030
It seems fairly clear that we are being subjected to a massive media blackout/disinformation campaign about what is actually happening in and around Iran right now, given that Iran is apparently still quite capable of launching drones and missiles.
Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound
idiots are trying to say jim carrey has been replaced by an imposter and i watched a video of him talking in france (that they’re using as “evidence”) and its just…an aged jim carrey? it is OBVIOUSLY him. jesus christ.
Also, this toilet was located in a secret temple located deep under a Cahokia-type mound
Finally figured out how I was supposed to pee and that’s when the person using the other bathroom finished up and had to squeeze past me before I could go
Urinal was in a tiny vestibule off a narrow corridor at the end of which was another bathroom
So-called “urinal” was a chest high sliding door that you opened with a little sliding door but there was an almost never ending series of sliding doors behind it
Another dream about a fucked-up toilet
Jeffrey Epstein ain’t goin’ away!
A framemogging in the jakes
Guy who just finished Blood Meridian watching the news:
Getting a lot of ‘Blood Meridian’ vibes from this…
About 15 years ago I was canvassing for signatures for one ballot measure or another and I didn’t notice until too late that the prospect I approached was wearing an extremely graphic “Pullin’ for Palin” t-shirt
It’s 2008 on Facebook
he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the Bumblebee Man. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."
Requiem for a Dream, mainly because I watched it with my mom
true 24:17 Now playing The $9 Billion Beer Dynasty Destroyed By Its Own Heirs: The Strohs
just learned about a youtube channel called "old money luxury" that appears to traffic exclusively in ai slop-umentaries about various wealthy family businesses. god this shit is so grim.
wow cool. slurp juices don't work at all any more. they bricked slurp juice. so i guess now it's legal to sell someone a chance to randomly change some features on an ape drawing they own the rights to, but then you pour and pour and pour but nothing happens?? the Apes unchanged? That's my rights???
Both powerful enough to send somebody to the Moon
Key plot point is apparently a full condom found at the scene
AI narrated crime TikToks at the laundromat playing at full volume
