Doug Savage

Chicken: Um... no thanks, I just ate... Jason Chicken (thinking): Nobody like severed hand pie? [Jason Chicken holds a pie with a distinctive hand shape beneath the crust]

Friday the 13th: Part XXXVII. www.patreon.com/posts/friday...

Chicken feeding cat: "Tonight's special is the wild salmon sashimi..." Other chicken: "That's canned cat food!" Chicken feeding cat: "Shh! He doesn't know that!"

Sashimi. www.patreon.com/posts/sashim...

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Two cave chickens talking in a cave. One says "I love what you've done with the place. Stalagmites! Stalactites! And such interesting rock placement!" Caption: Gog, the First Interior Decorator

Nice Cave. www.patreon.com/posts/nice-c...

Me too! Especially if there were dream levels!

A chicken wearing a VR headset is asleep in an armchair. ZZZZZZZ [pic of PS5 video game case for "SLEEP SIMULATOR"]

Immersive. www.patreon.com/posts/immers...

Nice!

Godzilla yells: "Gworh!*" *I am Godzilla Godzilla picks up chunks of broken buildings. "Growrrowr rowgghrowr*" * Yes, I destroy cities but Godzilla chews on a bit of building. "Growr.*" * I have feelings too.

Godzilla Haiku. www.patreon.com/posts/godzil...

Campfire hot dogs are the best!

A tough-looking hot dog smokes a cigarette and says, "I smell like farts." Caption: Gas Station Hot Dog featuring the voice talents of Vin Diesel

Hot Dog: The Return. www.patreon.com/posts/hot-do...

Parent Chicken to Little Kid Chicken at bedtime: "It's been a long day. How about YOU tell ME a story?"

Long Day. www.patreon.com/posts/long-d...

PROD3000 looks at the empty cubicles. "I regret replacing all my employees with A. I. algorithms." "Now I have nobody to yell at."

A. I. Regrets. www.patreon.com/posts/i-regr...

A dog talks to his therapist: "I just wish I didn't have this need for external validation. Deep down inside, I know I'm a good boy."

Dog Therapy. www.patreon.com/posts/dog-th...

Two chickens drinking beer. Chicken 1: I have hope for the future. Chicken 2: That's nice. Chicken 1: Yeah but I mean the distant future, when cockroaches evolve and rule the world.

Hope Eventually. www.patreon.com/posts/hope-e...

Lions with distinctive physical features often become leaders of their social groups. [pic of a lion standing among other lions, but wearing a bucket on his head] Caption: The Legend of King Buckethead

Legend. www.patreon.com/posts/legend...

Chicken 1: Patience is a... Chicken 2: What? What is it?! TELL ME!!

Patience. www.patreon.com/posts/patien...

In the forest, one tree is wearing headphones, and a microphone is set up in front of it. Caption: If a tree podcasts in the forest, does it make a sound?

Tree Talk. www.patreon.com/posts/tree-t...

Two pairs of eyes suspended at head height. "Okay, that's it." says one pair of eyes. "I've had enough snow."

The Limit. www.patreon.com/posts/limit-...

Two chickens at work. Chicken 1 yells "I love Mondays!" Chicken 1 continues: "It's like New Year's Day, but for the week. Happy New Week!" Chicken 2 says "You know everybody here hates you, right?"

I Love Monday. www.patreon.com/posts/i-love...

Batman looks out the window at the bat signal in the sky. "Hmmm." He sits back down at the table. "Crime can wait until I finish my sudoku."

Batman Priorities. www.patreon.com/posts/batman...

A raccoon looks delighted. "YUM!" We see that the raccoon is looking at a dumpster fire. "Flame-broiled!"

Barbecue. www.patreon.com/posts/barbec...

Sign: BURGER HERON drive-thru A heron in a car has stabbed their bag of food with their beak. "Dinner doesn't feel right if I don't stab it with my beak!"

Burger Heron. www.patreon.com/posts/burger...

Title: CAT ZEN TIP [cat screaming] "If you're stressed..." [cat asleep in cat bed] "Go to bed and stay there for the day." [cat asleep in cat bed] "Maybe two days."

Cat Zen Tip 13. www.patreon.com/posts/cat-ze...

Title: MELANCHOLY BLOB 1. Melancholy Blob sits there. "<SIGH!> 2. Melancholy Blob sits there. 3. Melancholy Blob: "You know what I mean."

Keep On Blobbin'. www.patreon.com/posts/keep-o...

Chicken says: "Nope. Not romantic." Jason Chicken holds a knife with a heart stabbed onto the end: "<Sigh>"

Friday the 13th: Part XXXVI. www.patreon.com/posts/friday...

"Why did it have to be ladders?" would have been much less dramatic! :)

Kids playing a board game. In the foreground, we see the cover of the board game box: "LADDERS & LADDERS - For Kids Who Can't Handle Disappointment"

Easy Game. www.patreon.com/posts/easy-g...

Headline: "Study shows reading comprehension skills declining over the last 25 years" Chicken reading newspaper: "Wow. Apparently, reading apprehension kills people over 25."

Apprehension. www.patreon.com/posts/appreh...

Title: MELANCHOLY BLOB "They say if you do something for 10,000 hours, you will be an expert at that thing," says Melancholy Blob. "I am a master of despair."

Blob Expert. www.patreon.com/posts/blob-e...

Two chickens drinking coffee. Chicken 1: I'm feeling optimistic about the future! Chicken 2: I'm looking forward to saying "I told you so"!

Looking Forward. www.patreon.com/posts/lookin...