This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
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This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
Opening for a tenure track position in statistical computing:
wirtschaftsuniversitaet-wien-portal.rexx-systems.com/Assistant-Pr...
As dept chair, R Core member Kurt Hornik invites applications from people who could make substantial contributions to #RStats, including base R.
Deadline Mar 18!
Wow, incredible opportunity for a new Head of fermentation etc at Garden Path. Whoever takes it, please collaborate with me! gardenpathwa.com/2026/03/10/j...
I was about 10, and it was blindingly obvious to me that the idea of a powerful deity that was supposed to be good was preposterous for many obvious reasons. It still is, and I've never looked back.
"The destruction that Kennedy has wrought in 1 year might take generations to repair, and there is little hope for US health and science while he remains at the helm"
@thelancet.com
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Today's conference spam invited me to present at a meeting in Dubai for just €450! No, I don't think I will.
Symposium honoring Distinguished Professor Emeritus Jeremy Thorner entitled “Saccharomyces cerevisiae: The Very Model of a Modern Model Organism”. Monday March 23, 2026 from 9a-6p in Berkeley #yeast #modelOrganism Registration still open! mcb.berkeley.edu/cdp-symposium
I use Freedom - block all social media and news on my phone and computer between 9am and 5pm, then between 10pm and 6am. Great for sleep, productivity and mental health
UCLA's Goldberg lab seeks postdocs for projects in population genetics, ecology, and more. Flexible start date, fully funded. Interested candidates should contact Amy Goldberg. Details: https://www.goldberglab.org/join #postdoc
Has Vance said, Thank you? 😉
#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory
It’s not even the top 1% of labs, because it’s entirely stochastic at the 1st percentile. They’re all good, but likely no better than anything else in the top 10%.
The @scilifelab.se Ancient DNA Unit is recruiting a (permanent) Research Engineer for planning user projects and generating #aDNA 🧬 data:
Application deadline: March 25th 🧪🏺
www.uu.se/en/about-uu/...
🍻 Great news!🥂
Abstract deadline for #Yeast26 extended to Thursday, March 12 @ 8:00 PM EST. Perfect opportunity to present your research, get feedback, and form new collaborations at #Asilomar this summer. Your work doesn't need to be presentation-ready - submit now!
🧬 #YeastGenetics #YGM2026 🧪
Excited to share this preprint that describes my latest work on using GPUs to accelerate processing of RNA-seq data.
The title says it all: "RNA-seq analysis in seconds using GPUs" now on biorxiv www.biorxiv.org/content/10.6... and github github.com/pachterlab/k...
Figure 1 shows they key result
📢 Reminder: March 5 is the abstract submission deadline for the Yeast Genetics Meeting. Don’t miss the chance to share your work—submit an abstract and encourage colleagues to attend!
genetics-gsa.org/yeast-2026/
I had fun writing this N&Vs on two fascinating new papers on centromere evolution in yeast. If you’re interested in how centromeres adapt yet stay functional, here’s my take. rdcu.be/e6DD0 @nature.com @gautamdey.bsky.social @gsherloc.bsky.social @helsenjana.bsky.social @maxhaase.bsky.social
You are finishing your PhD and looking to continue in science?
The Martin lab @biology-unige.bsky.social has an open postdoctoral position in cell biology to study cell-cell fusion. For more information, please consult mocel.unige.ch/research-gro....
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Job alert: open position for a Professor or Associate Professor of Computational Genomics in Health and Disease at University College London.
Based in the Department of Genetics, Evolution and Environment of UCL, and UGI, and funded by the UCL Health Strategy.
www.ucl.ac.uk/work-at-ucl/... 🧪
ANNOUNCEMENT: The webpage for the upcoming yeast meetings of 2026 has recently been updated. Have a look at it to find out which exciting #yeast #conferences are ahead!!! 😀
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/page/journal...
📣 Calling all yeast scientists!
Dive into #Yeast26 and hear from our organizers on what makes this conference so special.
📅 June 13-17, 2026
📍 Pacific Grove, CA
👉 Read the blog: buff.ly/6SBTbaY
PS. Abstracts due in 4 days on March 5!
@caitismuheil.bsky.social @schacherer.bsky.social
Give me strength
$300 Million in jet planes lost to a fuckup.
That’s 83 five year NIH R01 grants burned in minutes due to error, aka poor execution of this unnecessary war which serves only to make the world more dangerous.
Exciting announcement! My new department is launching a postdoc fellowship in quantitative biology. Fellows will be co-advised by two Bio faculty, one that is quant focused (not me) and one that is not (me???). I would love to co-sponsor a postdoc and build a collaboration so please reach out!
I don’t use X any more, but a while back I posted a thread on my good fortune to work with David, which captures how he could give people opportunities and let them run with them
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However, more than that, he was an incredible mentor, training dozens of grad students and postdocs, many of whom went on to train another generation of scientists. His impact will continue to be felt for decades to come. I miss him, and his memory is a blessing. 2/
I was sad to learn that my postdoctoral mentor, David Botstein, died yesterday. I started with David as a postdoc in 1998, and he had a profound effect on both my life and scientific career. He was a giant in the field of genetics, making seminal contributions in both yeast and human genetics. 1/
Don’t miss four impactful lectures at #Yeast26!
💡Lee Hartwell Lecture, Karen Arndt
💡Yeast Genetics Meeting Lifetime Achievement Award, Phil Hieter
💡Ira Herskowitz Award, Soni Lacefield
💡Winge-Lindegren Address, Gavin Sherlock
Join these pioneers & present your research: buff.ly/7uheRaj
join our faculty at D-BSSE, ETHZ in Basel, Switzerland! New assistant prof position (tenure-track) in computational immunology, please share or apply. ethz.ch/en/the-eth-z...
Do you want to pursue your ideas in computational biology independently, running your group in @embl.org‘s uniquely collaborative environment, beside world’s most comprehensive biomolecular data resources @ebi.embl.org in Genome Campus next to @sangerinstitute.bsky.social?
Apply to join us & share 🙏