Best of luck with it; hope it leads to sustainable quality journalism. I've felt for the few remaining Chronicle journos as the tidal wave of Reach shite has swept away across the local journalism landscape. It's been grim for readers so I can't imagine what it's been like for those on the inside.
12.03.2026 21:58
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The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.
They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!
12.03.2026 20:01
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It's not like the ECB to make terrible decisions then repeatedly compound them in a doomed attempt to circle the wagons and protect themselves.
12.03.2026 21:46
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Hard not to laugh but catatonic? Like in a coma? I know, I know, it's serious.
12.03.2026 21:23
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I used to review restaurants for a living in Spain and I've enthusiastically tucked into countless platefuls of brains, tripe, sweetbreads and offal of all kinds. Ears, trotters, snouts? Yes, please.
A whiffy andouillette in France nearly finished me. I ate it out of stubbornness, but never again.
12.03.2026 21:13
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OFCOM earlier today
12.03.2026 11:30
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.
11.03.2026 18:03
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Can't match that but even my kids have seen us get humped at home by Huddersfield in the Championship (their first live game) and hammer PSG in the Champions League. Life's rich tapestry.
12.03.2026 10:59
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They wouldn't be my first choice of so-called Big 6 teams to fall through the comedy trapdoor like Wile E. Coyote but, you know, they'll do.
12.03.2026 10:41
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I can endorse the conclusion but I'm not clicking on anything by Liew; he's insufferably smug.
Nothing against Spurs, it's just good to see both the joy and the misery of football doled out in unexpected ways. It was fun to see Leicester win the PL and it will be fun to watch Tottenham go down.
12.03.2026 10:38
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Colt Seavers' Woke Beavers sounds like it should have been a strip in Viz.
12.03.2026 09:46
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The failure of Labour to do this will be their undoing. They have all the political ammunition they could ask for, but they're always so pathetically timid about using it.
12.03.2026 08:08
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I hope the Oscars job is the publicity bump that Matt Berry needs to be cast as James Bond. There is no other acceptable choice.
12.03.2026 07:50
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This is the best news I've read this year, and I'm not even joking.
12.03.2026 06:28
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And his nemesis, Mister Ed-209.
11.03.2026 22:19
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He must be so disappointed when people say "that's a banger" and it's just a tune.
11.03.2026 21:47
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If the new UK banknotes don't feature a cartoon ginger tabby with a Latin translation of "Charley Says This Is Worth 5 Quid" then the country's lost, our heritage is gone.
11.03.2026 21:42
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Really should be a lettuce.
11.03.2026 20:13
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One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.
11.03.2026 00:56
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I am pinning all my hopes on his NUFC-daft dad asking the lad to never leave while he's still alive, then embarking on a fitness and life-extension regime that would put a billionaire tech bro to shame.
10.03.2026 23:50
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Shone.
10.03.2026 22:46
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Einstein proved that time is relative, but he didn't live long enough to discover that it's not relative to speed but to what UEFA referees are told before the game. #nufc
10.03.2026 22:17
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100%. The big teams must pass at all costs.
10.03.2026 22:02
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Doesn't matter though, does it? This is the third game in the last 6 with horrendous refereeing that has cost us.
10.03.2026 22:01
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Yeah, not so much.
10.03.2026 21:57
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Every fucking week it's the referee that ruins the game. Premier league, champions league, we could play on the moon and some baldy space twat would be making dubious decisions with his finger in his ear. #nufc
10.03.2026 21:57
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Calibrate your expectations in this regard on the fact that she thinks that *she* is highly intelligent.
10.03.2026 19:51
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10.03.2026 19:46
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My worry, other than the obvious ones, is that the bug that had Ramsay puking and has put Gordon on the bench might be affecting other players. We can't be at anything less than 100% intensity and fitness tonight. Fingers crossed. #nufc
10.03.2026 19:35
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It obviously doesn't look good on the striker front, lads, but my BarΓ§a-supporting pals still speak in hushed tones of the great talent of Shola Ameobi. Anyone can have one great evening: William Osula, this can be yours. Gan on and make history. #nufc
10.03.2026 19:05
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