Uncle Ian (@jawabreaker)

Nintendo's marketing for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has gotten out of hand.

15.03.2026 03:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

13.03.2026 22:09 👍 15259 🔁 3466 💬 190 📌 163

It's not a bug. It's a feature.

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Some of the best in the game.

14.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good to see Trump finally speak out against ICE! Oh. Wait...

13.03.2026 18:20 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Time for another edition of “Is it hubris or is it ignorance?”

13.03.2026 17:55 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

“The clear winner of this war is Putin”

Must be a coincidence 🙃

13.03.2026 18:03 👍 9536 🔁 3798 💬 367 📌 194

They say the Sw2 edition upgrade will be released on the 18th, which is so stupid, considering the Sw2 edition is already out. Trying to wait until the sale on the Switch version is over before the pump out the upgrade.

13.03.2026 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😢

13.03.2026 13:36 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Octopath Traveler series has sold & shipped 7 million copies

13.03.2026 12:58 👍 725 🔁 131 💬 5 📌 12

Hyperkin DuchesS Wired Controller - Special Edition Greenhaven - Hall Effect Joysticks (PC/Xbox) up for preorder on Amazon ($49.99 - March 31) amzn.to/4sHQmmf
GameStop available now (was exclusive) buff.ly/HcVtafQ #ad

13.03.2026 06:00 👍 74 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 3

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

12.03.2026 17:16 👍 15158 🔁 3897 💬 368 📌 129

Switch 1 Owners of Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft Will Get a Free Switch 2 Upgrade on March 18th.

12.03.2026 17:19 👍 30 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

I just keep coming back around to, "there is a reason that no previous president did this foolish thing and it was not because they were weak, woke cowards, but because they could read a cost-benefit analysis."

11.03.2026 15:57 👍 1252 🔁 224 💬 3 📌 11

Hang the banner. #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Colts #Titans #Texans #Jaguars #TreyHendrickson

12.03.2026 04:20 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 25509 🔁 6929 💬 224 📌 428

It deserves it. The game is delightful.

12.03.2026 02:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you think that was bad, don't watch the game trailer in the thread. 🤣

12.03.2026 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Microsoft quietly retires 'This is an Xbox' marketing campaign (Announcement post now deleted - web archive captured it as recent as March 1st) www.gamedeveloper.com/marketing/mi...

12.03.2026 02:32 👍 693 🔁 150 💬 34 📌 47

If only. 😔

12.03.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know anytime I ask a former spy a question where the answer could make him look guilty, I always take him at his word when he says he wasn't involved.

11.03.2026 21:27 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is the year we finally beat the Bengals 🤣

11.03.2026 20:04 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

LORD, LORD 2, and Barney Splat were my go-to games on BBSes as a teen.

11.03.2026 12:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A skeet in the hand is worth two in a bush 😏

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 296 🔁 45 💬 12 📌 2

Rip and tear

11.03.2026 04:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder that this is OUR money they're burning through to murder schoolgirls.

11.03.2026 04:26 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

If Mario Day ends with Italy beating America at baseball the real winner has to be Shigeru Miyamoto

11.03.2026 04:04 👍 242 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 1

Found @uzjsprct.bsky.social's burner account.

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