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@thespoonyone

Actor / Writer / Filmmaker / Comedian / Critic / Mad Scientist Linktree: http://linktr.ee/thespoonyone

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People all have their kinks. Who are you to shame another person for what they enjoy? You can't judge someone just because they don't conform to society's standards of sexual normalcy!

11.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A man's gotta bring ass to get ass.

I don't even know what that means.

11.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yooouu son of a BITCH.

11.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Pentagon's character where he was a sick, sadistic wrestling skeletonman who was trained in a hundred killing arts in Japan. (Lucha Underground was fucking awesome this way.)

I want to see that Pentagon back on top again, that guy who would break your fucking arm.

10.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Well what would you rather see" is the obvious question. I don't really have an answer to this. It's the stagnation that strikes me as WWE's big problem. I think they're realizing too late that people want fresh faces at the top.

Personally I'm a big fan of Pentagon from back in Lucha Underground.

10.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Valkyria 4 seems to solve this problem by putting turret machinegunners in every base, requiring you to at least mortar them before touching the flag. But seizing control of strongholds is still almost trivial when you know how the system works.

10.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cody & Randy has the benefit of being a match we haven't seen before many times. It's the same reason they're doing Punk & Roman. I can appreciate that at least, but at the same time, none of the four hold any interest for me, and in two cases, I actively hate them.

10.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if I'll continue Valkyria Chronicles 4. Honestly, it's pretty boring.

10.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is because in Valkyria games, one person (exactly one) moves at a time and the entire rest of the battlefield just sort of watches and picks their nose. This allows for single characters to cross the entire field in one turn.

10.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried playing Valkyria Chronicles 4, and hooboy, for a PS3 lookin' game, MAN does the frame rate suck. At least it sucks on PS5. As for the game itself, the Valkyria series is really weird in that to get A-rankings, you have to play completely insane, balls-out Rambo style. Completely un-tactical.

10.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure CM Punk disrespecting dead Samoans is the kind of "this'll put asses in seats" heat WWE is looking for. Although there's not much Punk could do that would impress me at this stage in his career. The man just does nothing for me as a performer.

10.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire power elite of the USA owns this savagery forever, including the theoretical opposition party, unless you beat the drums of IMPEACHMENT for Trump immediately and don’t stop until he’s gone. He’s given you 700,000 reasons now and it’s one of the only tools you have. USE IT.

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1444 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
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This may sound like a spoiler, but it's not:

Grace gets bitten by a zombie early in the game, so why isn't she infected with the T-virus? I must admit, I'm not fully immersed in my Resident Evil Lore. Is that not how the T-virus works?

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

He dies in one hit if you use one of those hemo-exploder things on him.

05.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Here, Grace, take THE BIGGEST GUN IN THE WORLD oh and it only has one bullet kgoodluckbye"

05.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I love that by the end of the game, Grace is wearing like four fanny packs.

05.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All I can think of when I see the Chunk enemy in "Resident Evil: Requiem" is that I hope he doesn't start doing the Chunk Shuffle.

05.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would caution against this. Streaming services like Netflix ban VPN IP addresses as fast as they can identify them, so subscribing to a VPN is not a guaranteed way to go about this.

04.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That said, WWE has much bigger problems than Danhausen it needs to address. Ever since they moved to ESPN I've pretty much given up on the promotion entirely. I'm simply not going in on another streaming service.

03.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I must admit, I'm not all that familiar with Danhausen. It kinda seems like he's dying out there because not many people who follow WWE know who he is either. I'm not saying he's fucked or anything, but he's certainly got some challenges ahead.

03.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's see, grand theft auto, two or three counts of kidnapping... LA Knight might be going away for a while. #YEAH

03.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, when I posted about cancer killing my dog, I was referring to Oreo many years ago. THAC0 is alive and well.

03.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

03.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 6721 πŸ” 2127 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 566
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This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

02.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 9886 πŸ” 1383 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 117

I'm guessing it's the same reason Ethan was able to reattach a severed hand in RE7 using First Aid Juice.

28.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't picked up "Resident Evil: Requiem" yet, as I haven't even played "Village" until now. I'm finding it... surprisingly boring? I find myself oddly triggered by the exceeding amount of hand trauma Ethan suffers in the early course of the game. Like, how is he even holding a gun while maimed?

28.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Eesh. I could never even get started in Sekiro, and I *really, really* tried. And I was able to beat Dark Souls and other games of that kind, but Sekiro was just insane.

28.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While I'm complaining, the maps for each section are too big and confusing.

28.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0