Paul Blart 3: Blart of Darkness is my magnum opus
25.10.2025 22:32
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Paul Blart 3: Blart of Darkness is my magnum opus
You’ve passed my test, I’ll move your application to the top of the pile for Paul Blart 3: Blarts on a Plane.
You’d think by now I’d have a planned response for when people think im legit
Collect my pages
Listen he goes through enough, we don’t need to also compare him to those bozos.
REPOST TO DELAY SILKSONG
ONE LAST TIME
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
Fuck
amongussexgif ... Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's Al assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet. Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it. Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola
Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.
Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first. One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish. Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points. We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are. Anelise Feldman Freshman, Yarmouth High School Yarmouth
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
Hey bud, you seem nice. My bio says “Adam Sandler’s Cock Enthusiast.”
Also you should say nicer things about your brother, nobody deserves to be dunked on as bad as calling them a “slower, less intelligent” Kevin James
This was how I found out
Take a look!
hey.
a very unfortunate and upsetting thing happened to me this week, and talking about it publicly comes at a great personal cost so if you could take the time to read it, it would mean a lot
tldr: wotc pulled the ad i made on all platforms due to the comments said ad received
A very stylized assortment of people wielding arm cannons à la newer iterations of Metroid intermixed with trans flags. The caption reads: "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons"
You’re all good bud, as someone who loves local level theater, I didn’t want to keep messing with you
Oh bud, read my bio
Wow I’m only the third person you reach out to? Sorry, your org will not be included in Paul Blart 3: Blart of Darkness
"We must not take any action to influence the course of events now so that we can preserve a hypothetical ability to influence the course of events at some point in the future" is not bad politics because it is not politics at all.
Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."
Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
“Bird flu does not fully explain the sticker shock consumers experience… corporate consolidation is a key culprit behind egg price spikes,” said Amanda Starbuck, lead author of the FWW report The Economic Cost of Food Monopolies: The Rotten Egg Oligarchy.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.
FLOOD THE PORTAL
Spam the hell out of it.
Pass it on! It works!
enddei.ed.gov
Fuck it was
repost is trans people should have free boneless wings
I love boneless wings :3
The meme maker is messed up, but honestly, I think it’s funnier this way
The precon is absolutely enough to get you started, that’s what they’re designed for
Why there is no affordable housing in Montgomery County Maryland. The Landlord was allowed to charge"extra fees" towards the most vulnerable -Section 8 tenants. As this is considered a violation of federal law and could be considered fraud. #Housing #Section8 #HUD
There’s no way to know 🤷♀️
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...