Not a cat

why are bees doing brutalism

I refuse to let myself know what the price tag is on this but….
Electric minivan with massage chairs

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships

Home Remedies

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Please tell me you said Texan

a woman wearing glasses and a suit is making a please sign . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a suit is making a please sign .

Me, looking longingly at the Hybrid Sienna or ID Buzz

good news: it's absolutely gorgeous outside today

bad news: there are exactly zero playgrounds within a 45-minute radius that are not a complete muddy mess from snowmelt

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Our Lady of Guadalupe

the only Shield of the Americas I recognize

Can we get an updated ascvd calculator for going bananas

Honestly this live picture of our living room has me questioning if I’M the Onion Trad

Famously religiously led, seminarian John Fetterman

(ILU Ms. Rachel please don’t ever leave)

Can YOU say Mama?????

Once again I am owned… humiliated… 🌽🌽🌽…

… by “Mama POP!”

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

… did my toddler commission this??

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Maybe doing some headstands will fix me

Oh no… Holy Father say AntiChrist things bad

Also like, the same arguments can be used against applications of canon law??? like any kind of judgement over marriage tribunals or anything like that especially

Maybe I should hydrate

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

Oh jeeze that sounds like a miserable challenge

Kettle day again?

This is what you hear if you answer the banana phone, followed by a click

Looking at you, Blippi

He’s so sassy but also sweet, that it’s so hard sometimes not to laugh