Elsa: Ah...Y luego? que hiciste?
Ricky: fuckin forgot mis flautas
Jay: Neta wey tenia mis llaves entre los dedos en un puño como-
Elsa: Como wolverine
Jay: si wey igualita
Ricky: pfft nomas se necesita un poquito de carisma y uno puede-
Elsa & Jay: tú cállate
Ricky: sale
Elsa: que pasó con esa cosa que traías antes? La que parecía un gato
Jay: no me juzgues…la perdí en una apuesta
Elsa: no mames de veras? Y yo aquí esperendo que me contaras cómo te transformaste en Logan (2018)
11.03.2026 22:44
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Elsa: Ah...Y luego? que hiciste?
Ricky: fuckin forgot mis flautas
Jay: Neta wey tenia mis llaves entre los dedos en un puño como-
Elsa: Como wolverine
Jay: si wey igualita
Ricky: pfft nomas se necesita un poquito de carisma y uno puede-
Elsa & Jay: tú cállate
Ricky: sale
Elsa: que pasó con esa cosa que traías antes? La que parecía un gato
Jay: no me juzgues…la perdí en una apuesta
Elsa: no mames de veras? Y yo aquí esperendo que me contaras cómo te transformaste en Logan (2018)
11.03.2026 22:44
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AYOOO!✨
15.12.2025 23:59
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C: As we traverse through life from châpter to chapter sometimes we must shelve aspects of ourselves thât might feel intrinsic to our being. Just momentarily shelve them while this new chapter, new version, becomes clearer. Does the new me need the same things? What do I want? Once you're secure in your foundations you can embrace the aspects you put on pause only now they're better suited and better serve you. It's a crouch before a leap. Pablo Neruda once sâid...
C: "Its a question of having lived so much
that I want to live a lil more. Never have I felt my voice so clear, never have I been so rich in kisses."
E: what the fuck?
C: what
E: Where'd all that eloquent wisdom come from??
C: My bad bitch I assumed we all contain multitudes
Sorry for assuming 😮💨
14.12.2025 21:38
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E: Recent breakup?? Emotionally devastated?? I’m not exactly a hot prospect bro
C: recently broken up might as well come with a cute pink neon sign that says “ready to fuck”
E: NOT! EVEN!!
C: YES EVEN! You don't even have to say anything folks just KNOW!
E: I’m having FLASHBACKS CHUCKY
C: SO TRY BLOWING BACKS INSTEAD
E: Wait a second we’re talking about you!!
C: Hehe woops
E: So?
12.12.2025 04:56
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C: I dunno....Don't get me wrong he's cool but...
E: You're not interested?? Thought you were a slut
C: So? Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I gotta fuck everyone
C: Plus right now my pipi’s on sabbatical
E: Oh word? What's your excuse?
C: Pfft! Whaddya mean my excuse?? What's yours?
E: Uhh?? HELLO?!
10.12.2025 02:55
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Mondrian MX 97/98
09.12.2025 19:59
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C: Or are you busy talking to your honey?
E: y’know it’s funny you ask because how’s about you fuck off
C: zesty! You kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?
E: swear to god Chucky, keep talking nonsense and-
C: ohoho I’m sooo scared
C: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood!
E: I literally just hit a man with a car
C: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry king.
E: besides even if there was something there (which there isn’t) I feel like you had more going on with Ricky, no?
09.12.2025 02:27
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It is what it is
20.10.2025 21:29
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Chucky: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood!
Enrique: I literally just hit a man with a car
Chucky: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry, king.
Sorry king 🫡
New San Expedito Pages up on my Patreon
08.10.2025 20:57
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Caption: do I have your attention?
Do I have your attention 💕
04.10.2025 22:32
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Luna: Wish I fuckin *hic* knew bro
Luna: can I bum a smoke
Enrique: sure ya gotta c’mere though
Luna (under her breath): pfft what else is new…me comin’ to you
Enrique: hmm? What was that?
*Luna jumps on to the railing*
Luna: I said I’m comin’ at ya
Enrique: WAIT LUNA NO
ONE
Luna: AHH!! FUCK FUCK BAD IDEA
Both: UNGH!
*they crash and fall on to the floor*
03.10.2025 21:00
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Mari: alright I’m going back in
Enrique: I’ll follow you in a second
Mari: we’ll take a shot loverboi
Enrique: haha alright then
Mari: Oop! Whaddya know! What’s good…LUNA
Enrique perks up blushing
Luna: is Quique out here?
Mari: yeah haha down there
Luna : HEY BITCH
Luna (internally): might’ve overshot that…
It’s cool. You’re cool… breathe…don’t be nervous I mean he isn’t right? Right??
Enrique: HEY uh FUCKER
Enrique (internally): Brilliant. It’s cool…You’re cool…play it cool
Luna: Whatcha doin
Enrique: oh Yknow just chillin…you?
Enrique (internally) : quite the opposite actually
02.10.2025 00:48
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Mari: Every day it's the same thing over and over "Twenty-two!! Twenty-two!!"
Mari: Can I get one of those
Enrique: yeah of course
Mari: Thank youu. Anyways, so this goes on for days until Pepito's had enough.
Mari: "What the fuck are these foos on about™ Pepito NEEDS to know.
Mari: He walks over and sees a lil hole in the wall of the asylum. "Just one peek and I’ll go to school". He puts his eye to the hole aaaand…
Mari: PEW! A finger pokes him in eye. "OW!" He screams. The lunatics cheer and then start yelling
"twenty three! twenty three!! twenty three!!”
Enrique: Hahaha that’s so stupid
30.09.2025 22:14
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Enrique: Crazy and stupid is what it is
Mari: Hey your words.
Mari: Damn...that reminds me of this song... fuck how's it go
Enrique: Do you remember the tune?
Mari: it goes like...Nope it's gone
Enrique: Damn
Mari: I'll probably remember tomorrow morning…Wanna hear a joke though
Enrique: Always
Mari: It's called Pepito and the Lunatics. Hey "LUNAtic" Just like you. Kidding.
Mari: One day Pepito's mom tells him that she cant take him to school because of her new job's schedule. He’ll have to walk but the path runs by an insane asylum. "Keep an eye out n don't go poking around anywhere near" she says. Pepito's a curious lil devil ya see. "I won't!" He says. So every day pepito walks by and he hears the inmates yelling "Twenty-two! Twenty-two!”
29.09.2025 21:55
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The “Friends to the End” storyline comes to its epic conclusion this December💙
Drawing this felt very special and I send the biggest thanks to AD Megan Brown
28.09.2025 22:25
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My variant cover for Adventure Time #8 by the amazing @winnstinn.bsky.social ✨
28.09.2025 22:25
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Mari (Enrique’s friend): Oop my bad. I thought you guys
Enrique: nope never been
Mari: Never?
Enrique: Nah bro it’s a whole thing. We come close and then something happens. Lotta context. Too much, honestly.
Mari: There’s Who’s , there’s what’s, there’s when’s and where’s…with a lot of “so then”’s in between
Enrique: Exactly
Mari: how long has this plot been going
Enrique: Three years. We met weeks before I was scheduled to leave on an exchange program
Mari: damn that’s crazy. got a lighter?
27.09.2025 23:33
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“Back then”
Enrique: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND DUDE
27.09.2025 00:32
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Cartoon of me sitting on my own hand, with a censored photo of my rancid tooth cackling.
"That guy almost killed me! " I say, and the tooth says "I almost killed you! Nyehehe!"
Comic of me trembling , saying "oh, well I'm glad I got that tooth pulled, now to r-" and I am hit with multiple bouts of sickness.
"In time for Rose City Comic Con". I am hit with a sickness anvil.
I am pancaked on the ground, and I peel my face up, saying "I think I need to rest."
GFM update ❤️🩹
My tooth almost took my life,I got it pulled + am getting my implant consult soon.
Since then I have been sick with a chronic respiratory issue, & it's cost me tabling RCCC.
I hate to do it, but I am asking for a bit more help. Share if you can 🫶
www.gofundme.com/f/help-lonni...
05.09.2025 19:16
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⏩️🪽☀️
03.09.2025 19:11
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Illustration I did last year for Lost In Cult regarding Gameboy IP licensing in the 90’s
Big thanks to AD @smgdraws.bsky.social
03.09.2025 00:52
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Thank you! That’s very nice of you!
19.08.2025 22:16
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Simpler days 🚬🌙
New San Expedito pages up on my Patreon ✨
03.08.2025 20:37
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Gaza Freedom Flotilla has released statement that Black labour leader Chris Smalls (Amazon Labour Union) faced violence that no one else on Handala did. He has been severely beaten in Israeli custody.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
29.07.2025 03:20
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Chucky(on the phone): Ey! Chucho! Como andas wey-
Enrique types in a message to Elsa: hiiii this is Enrique 😊
Unknown: you talking to your girlfriend?
29.07.2025 18:15
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