John Gaudes

And no end in sight!!

Going from 15 and sunny in Toronto on Monday to whatever this is in Winnipeg is sending me off the deep end

Getting my Friday snacks and the Health Canada labels are bullying me

FJM career retrospective set in the summer air might heal me completely

My Colston Loveland stock is through the roof

Cirie and Emily in the hammock shit talking everyone on their tribe doesn't even make the top five scenes of this episode

The Survivor editors are cooking

The Czar?!?

Justice for Zebra Sarasa Mark-ON 0.4 mm

What the heck is Teams Premium

Future Winnipeg Blue Bomber Kyler Murray

Christian, Devens and Emily forming an alliance while I giggle and kick my legs

Survivor 50 premiere was pure joy

Man that’s my favorite thing I’ve seen in a while

Alysa Liu rules

Always innovating in this house

Good job Canada, I think 10 minutes of that would've ended my life

Sometimes it do be like that

Wolves peeking at us over a hill on a sunny mild winter day — hell yeah!

They’re calling it Winnipegmaxxing: we have memberships to the Zoo, Fort Whyte and the Manitoba Museum this year

Pebble Beach is interesting because you actually don't want to golf on the beach pebbles

Happy Scottie Scheffler shot tracer day for all those who celebrate

Why is all star saturday night over before dinner time?

A chart that's loosely put on a Y axis of "meaningfully impacts the game" and a x-avis of "do the refs always call a penalty". This is gonna be hard to explain. I'm gonna do my best. Or else someone will get mad at me for not doing alt text properly. First and foremost we've got Marc Kennedy the Canadian curler at the very bottom (does not impact the game meaningfully) and about a 3/10 on the scale of "do the refs care". Other penalties in other sports somewhere on the scatter chart include: - NFL linemen holding (high meaningful/not called) - NBA traveling (medium meaningful/not called) - MLB toeing the line an inch out of the batter's box (not meaningful/no one cares) - MLB pitchers doctoring balls (meaningful and medium called) - Boxing clutching and grabbing to delay (medium/medium right in the middle) - NFL snapping the ball at 0.0 on the play clock (not meaningful but gets called around half the time) -NFL headhunting to injure (HIGH meaningful HIGH refs always call it) - track and field false starts (medium meaningful but always called automatically) - NHL puck over glass delay of game (not meaningful but called every time)

Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"

it's kind of amazing how we blinked and now half the NBA is not on regular TV

Because there’s a big press conference in two days

This about sums up my feelings on the association

Don’t even get me started on walking places

Too bad the city used up their one residential plow for the year, I think as my car bounces violently down my street

Canada: