Michael Avilés

(The standing stone)

Hey just want to say I never read the hobbit but in the first ep you all mentioned you first had in about grade 2-3 so I’ve been reading it to my son (2nd grade) and we’ve been loving it! Glad to share this with him and prepare him for a lifetime of hating airplanes.

“I used to go to the Jersey shore when I played in DC. Now that I play in Philly … not so much.”

“In a world, with a frozen space cow …”

“DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES / DONT WANNA FALL ASLEEP / CAUSE I MISS YOU COW”

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Do you want Hurts

Ah yes the Classic AI tell where a Steelers fan has all their teeth.

You mean to tell me the podcast network what makes all the radio shows that consume my adult life are making a new store what I can use to throw them some bones for various wares and vendíbles is that what the heck you’re telling me.

You also said resorts in the Dominican Republic are pretty nice. BRB, buying stock in resorts.

“All press is good press.” - some famous dude, and me, who loves Plante.

Sure he can. It’s how he garners interest in his zine/website/RSS feed or whatever the heck it is.

Nice disguise, cop.

Pretty weird way to celebrate cinco de mayo.

This is actually good - in my own personal Triple Click Prediction List, I predicted Kirk would praise something and then Jason would call him out. I still have hope “Kirk turns one more thing into three more things” happens!

Definitely a leap year.

Parkour Studies Study Buddies

I mean, it sure beats nothing but Hokey Pokey dances.

My 7 year old is pretty obsessed with Lego city undercover. He also enjoys Minecraft (offline only), breath of the wild, and super Mario odyssey.

What are you, a cop?

My man, Spord is right there, calling out to you.

YO Philly meet up for fans of Ranged Touch?!

We demolished that dumbass robot. These jokers stand no chance.

Drew I’m at my mom moms house in Mayfair and the birds lost and I’m so mad I nearly broke her commemorative Bernie parent ofrenda are we cooked now or what?

The thing that always seemed like a barrier to entry re: the failure pile in a sadness bowl was that cumbersome “using a spoon” nonsense.

Never stop writing, Maddy!

I still miss the late 90s aesthetic of “this piece of electronics is kind of see through” and I may be alone in that but this is a hill I’ll die on.

Wait, does the original song have more lines than that? I coulda sworn it was just a bunch of fiddly nonsense after that.

Love the game here. Think it would be fun to do something like this with my kids (aged 7 and 5) either as a prompt for story-writing or drawing pictures. Do you know of anything like this for this age group?