Your Favorite Nerd

Boost yourself up in the alt 😘

Come through dweeeeeb

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

Don’t tell me I’m too tall at 5’9” SMDH I can’t win

A cute nerdy boy stands drinking a cup of coffee and wearing only his white briefs.

A poster advertising Brief Encounters, a tighty whities night at Jackhammer Chicago. This month’s event is on Thursday March 12th at 9pm

Drinking coffee now so that I can stay up for Brief Encounters this Thursday. The encounters may be brief but the memories will last a lifetime. Only at @theholechicago.bsky.social at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social

You’re a natural!

Ok lemme just 🧠 🍳

Does anyone wanna come over and install multiple personalities and aesthetics in me via hypnosis and then run a bunch of gooning experiments with me in different modes?

Baddie vs. Baddie

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Someone should really write some regulations about using the wide angle lens to photograph your butt because how can anything ever compete with this? Thanks for the photos @charmedbfg.bsky.social

Dear caller, my shoes are scuffed so grab your brush and get on your knees!

The fantasy answer is usually a scent based transformation (blowing pipe smoke in your face, making you huff by nerdy pits/feet, etc.) until the scent overwhelms and rewrites your mind until you have no choice to but dress and act like the nerdiest version of yourself.

I want to give EVERYONE a hypno kink so breathe deep and enjoy

Definitely one of my favorite fits

Missed this one last time but yes I am open to all expense paid nerdification trips

Hey pup, mind if I blow this in your face? Thanks.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who comments “HUFF” on one of my pipe smoking videos: I WILL make you huff my pipe smoke and you’ll just have to enjoy the side effects. Featuring/art by the amazing @mithgar.bsky.social

Posting some classics from the archives as I return to healing. RIP to these pants: yes I did split them eventually.

It’s been a while but two of my bullies came over and strung me up and had a wedgie contest to see who could yank my undies the highest. Then they dragged me into the shower and filled my briefs with shaving cream and wedgied me mercilessly. They got me in an atomic and left me like that. So fun.

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

I am laid up sick but still so perverted. Let’s play another round of this.

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Been sick all week so the desire to have someone edge me mercilessly and say degrading things in my ear is reaching a boiling point

Bowow

On my way

It’s the natural order 🤤

Lemme just inspect that butt up close thanks

Your undies would be over your head!

The sun staying up until 6pm has me unbearably feral so it’s a good time to remind you all to come out to this and let’s wear pocket protectors and make out while bullies wedgie us /together/

Don’t I know it

Happy TWT bro