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Chris Webster

@verziehenone

He/Him, Father, Writer (2 Novels and Counting), #KidneyDonor, Gamer, Media Consumer, Cowboys Fan, Always Learning and Never Perfect

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I hope all of his Diet Coke's are flat, his socks are wet and fall into his shoes, his orange runs, and no shower ever feels just right again

#FuckMAGA
#FuckNazis
#FuckFacism
#FuckDJT

And truly, deeply, resoundingly, if *you* still support him:

Fuck you

20.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is of vital importance that we start calling stupid ideas and stupid questions and stupid people β€œstupid” again

17.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 652 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4
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I don't think a billionaire can be a Jesus-following Christian

I'd need a strong argument about whether a millionaire can be a Jesus-following Christian

17.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daryl Dixon (Walking Dead, etc), is who I think Kid Rock wishes he was

14.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a Valentine's Day equivalent to Die Hard and Christmas?

13.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 6010 πŸ” 1786 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 922
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Shamelessly stolen from @tonyrush.bsky.social on Facebook:

King McFuckles is in the #EpsteinFiles 38,000 times

So far (what do we have, 1% of them?)

Jesus, in the NIV Bible, shows up only 1,310 times

Fuck him
Fuck you if you still worship him
#FuckFacism
#FuckMAGA
#FuckNazis
#FuckPedos

05.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean on the one hand, I get that #BadBunny is an American who doesn't worship King McFuckles

On the other hand, #KidRock attracts a certain crowd who prefer A Minor (I see you #Drake)

Bad Bunny: For love, inclusion, creativity

Kid Rock: For immorality, leering at minors, division, cultists

04.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm watching the second episode of The Amazing Digital Circus and yes I'm a little high on weed edibles but

What in the fuck am I watching?

It's like watching a fever dream animated by Bethesda and played on PlayStation One

01.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This country is so stupid

#FuckICE
#FuckNazis
#FuckMAGA
#FuckFacism

#AbolishICE

And something something Constitutional Rights I guess?

28.01.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump managed to turn Republicans against the NFL, beer, cops, and now guns.

27.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1686 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 15
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Ope, I'm with you, Minnesota, always in my heart

#FuckICE

#FuckMAGA
#FuckFacism
#FuckNazis

And fuck all of you who support any of those

#AbolishICE

27.01.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Big 3rd and 7 coming up here"

(With this on the screen)

#Seahawks
#Rams

26.01.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Brady, calling the game, Stafford on 4th is getting ready to hike the ball, against the @seahawksofficial.com

"Run the ball!"

πŸ˜‚

26.01.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BoBo

26.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There needs to be a division between MVP awards because it's fucking stupid

There needs to be an #MVP - QBs award

And one for non-QBs

Because what the fuck, #NFL

26.01.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#FuckICE
#AbolishICE

#FuckFacism
#FuckNazis
#FuckMAGA

Just fuck them all

25.01.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun hearing the #Broncos whinny after a player named Roach does something awesome

Toss a coin to your ...

25.01.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stidham's gonna be the Jets QB next year with a game like this πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

25.01.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reddit post of the Aye, I Could Do That meme.

From Know Your Meme: "Aye, I Could Do That refers to a scene in Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King in which, approaching the final battle, Gimli says, "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." Legolas replies, "What about side by side with a friend?" to which Gimli replies, "Aye, I could do that." The scene was turned into an Object Labeling exploitable to show two groups, usually opposed, fighting against a common enemy."

This post is a Bears fan saying "never thought I'd upvote a Packers post." "What about upvoting a fuck ICE post" "Aye, I could do that."

Reddit post of the Aye, I Could Do That meme. From Know Your Meme: "Aye, I Could Do That refers to a scene in Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King in which, approaching the final battle, Gimli says, "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." Legolas replies, "What about side by side with a friend?" to which Gimli replies, "Aye, I could do that." The scene was turned into an Object Labeling exploitable to show two groups, usually opposed, fighting against a common enemy." This post is a Bears fan saying "never thought I'd upvote a Packers post." "What about upvoting a fuck ICE post" "Aye, I could do that."

Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

25.01.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 6430 πŸ” 1000 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 69
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Every Caleb Williams play

19.01.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 3420 πŸ” 497 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15

A few awesome NFL writers and podcasters (please add more in the replies)

@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social

@carmiev.bsky.social

@kfitz134.bsky.social

@agetzenberg.bsky.social

@maggiejloney.bsky.social

@perrigoldstein.bsky.social

25.01.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 8

More like Studham, damn

#Broncos

25.01.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the over/under for commercials that *don't* tease a different/longer commercial in the #SuperBowl?

25.01.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rights, per the Right, are for me, but not for thee

Fucking hypocrites

Fucking racist, sexist, bigoted, hateful, manipulative, xenophobic, egotistical, petty asshole hypocrites

Not #ProLife
Not #Pro2A

Just hypocritical control-freaks with power kinks

#FuckMAGA
#FuckNazis
#FuckFacism

25.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bailey has a new favorite blanket

#CatsOfBlueSky
#Meow

22.01.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#FuckICE

That's the post

And let me tell you, in no uncertain terms, how deeply proud I am to be Minnesotan

Resist those cosplaying racist fucks

The world is taking notice

22.01.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As a natural-born citizen of the United States, ... Sorry for our fuck of a President and his gaggle of fucks that are too busy lining their pockets while licking his boots to do *literally anything* to help the actual constituents that elected them

#FuckNazis
#FuckFacism
#FuckMAGA
#FDT

22.01.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Because he's a fuck

A racist fuck

A sexist fuck

A pedo fuck

A lying fuck

A manipulative con-artist grifter egotistical asshole fuck

#FuckMAGA
#FuckFacism
#FuckNazis
#FDT

22.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Simple.

#FuckMAGA
#FuckNazis
#FuckFacists
#FuckICE

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

16.01.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0