A criminally underrated band.
I saw them in ‘87 and bought a tour t shirt with Birth. School. Work. Death. in big red print on the back. I wore it to work and my boss looked at it and said ‘Blimey. That’s a bit negative, isn’t it?’
He’s thinking ‘how dare you question me. I’d be allowed to drag you outside and shoot you in the back of the head if I had my way’
‘For only $100 you can keep the commemorative flag that will be draped over your sons coffin when it comes home’
I’d hate to see the state of the back door.
‘For the super low price of $50 a month you can visit your son’s grave (Mon-Thurs only, weekends extra at $100 per visit)’
Done.
Watch the skies…
Make sure you tell everyone to keep the receipts for their teeth in a fireproof safe because those Turkish dentists are going to be overwhelmed with coroners trying to find dental records once those buildings go up like a Roman candle.
So it’s ok to allow poor people to burn to death in London but we can’t allow rich tax dodgers to burn to death in Dubai?
Reminds me of a local ‘character’ who back in the late 70’s/early 80’s made a surprisingly good replica shell of a Sherman tank out of wood and canvas to fit on top of his car and used to drive it school fairs and the like.
I’m glad it’s not just me that thought that…
I genuinely would rather die than watch the new Naked Gun film.
‘Hear me out on this one guys, but how about we replace the olive branch with a swastika?’
Farage accused of U turn as he says UK should stay out of Iran war
Farage, leading, as usual, by watching which way the crowd is moving and running to the front.
That is pretty much the best way I have ever seen Farage described.
I apologise in advance for shamelessly stealing it from now on.
If a record deck is too mainstream for you, how about a boombox or a Walkman?
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19th century buildings reflected in the windows of a 20th century office block
They’ll have to wait until he’s dead before showing it. Hopefully it’ll be on Netflix before Christmas 🤞🏻
‘Hey, you look mental. Which would you rather have on a £10 note, a badger or a woman?’
I wouldn’t mention it to her, I’d imagine she’d be quite prickly about it.
Let he who is without sin cast the first homemade bomb.
‘We moved to Dubai as we are the most shallow and awful people that you could imagine. We post endless selfies and constantly bang on about how we don’t pay tax and how the UK is a shithole. Why do people hate us?’
I’m sure their social media team will soon put a smartarse comment on Twitter that will make everyone love them.
Of course by ‘make everyone love them’ I mean ‘make everyone think they are a bunch of cunts’.
God forbid a man has a hobby.
£1 is a small price to pay to be able to use an industrial grade steel-cored cable tie to attach a shopping trolley to the door handle of a Range Range owned by a ‘I’m only going to be 2 minutes’ lazy cunt that has parked in a disabled space…
Disco, you say?
Also, I believe that traditionally a Shepherds pie is topped with wool whereas a Cottage pie is thatched.
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Waiting for the S Bahn to Berlin airport this morning
I was reading recently that the ex-members are not so happy with the current incarnation being called The Au Pairs.
