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@amydesiree

Half algorithm, half deity. Resident of the Murder Mitten. Insufferable UMich Alum. Sports, weight lifting, emo metal and eternal optimism. Speramus Meliora; Resurgent Cinerbus. #GoBlue

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I was excited this morning to see that season 2 of Paradise was out on Hulu and I went to go text my dad about it to see when we could watch party it.
His phone has been on my nightstand for almost 11 months. Most days I’m ok now.
Mornings like this just ache a little different.

23.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou have such a unique last name. What is the origin of that?”
Me, a historian by education: β€œsee, in 1620…”

12.02.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have haters
You are your biggest hater
Your behavior is your biggest hater

29.12.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally every thing he’s saying is based on his emotional perception of people he encounters too

19.12.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWomen are more emotional” lmfaooo

19.12.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. I know it’ll work out but I am actually shocked

27.11.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am actually in disbelief

27.11.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: if your child is suspended from school, and you ask for the reason for the suspension, is it not reasonable to assume they’ve fully investigated the incident and have determined why they’re suspending your child?

24.11.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The office of the great seal is overseen by the Secretary of State. DIFS… also overseen by SOS. Like… why can’t we make this easier?

24.11.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I legally changed my name, and I updated it with the Secretary of State (Michigan’s DMV). Then I updated it with the Department of Insurance. Now I’m having to do another form to update my notary. It seems like these departments could talk to each other?

24.11.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I won't be what you thought of me
So I'll leave with the honesty
The esteem of autonomy
Bitch, you owe me the apology
Motherfucker, you owe me the apology

19.11.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The most dramatic I have ever been on social media was demoting people in my top 8, a social shaming tool that I firmly believe needs to come back into widespread use

15.11.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy, desperate, fucking weird behavior on social media as of late.
Have we lost the concept of shame? It needs to come back.

15.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally

15.10.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 995 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5
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16.10.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

I deserve a medal for not replying β€œget a grip” to 80% of the posts I see on here but please know that I’m thinking it

16.10.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

If my murderous staffy isn’t interested in the animal screeching, i DEFINITELY am not interested in the screeching

15.10.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbor and I are texting about weird animal noises we are hearing after dark. I just heard it so I texted her to ask if she did.
She’s like β€œI’m not home! But if I was I would go see what it was!”
Me: listen, I’m a white girl, but I’m not *that kind* of white girl. I’m staying inside

15.10.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know @alisonmalort.bsky.social and @kathryntewson.bsky.social definitely agree with this…don’t just pop back up πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

05.10.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the second time this series and 63rd time in their careers that identical twins Tyler and Taylor Rogers have pitched in the same game

It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool

Baseball is the BEST

26.09.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 1462 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6

Because truthfully other people really don’t think about you all that much, and some people really struggle with that realization.

26.09.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It makes it much easier to resolve conflict when you don’t automatically take someone pointing out something shitty you did as an attack on character.
It makes it easier to work through things when you don’t automatically assume the other person is hostile towards you

26.09.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good friendships and relationships, including the one you have with yourself, are a lot better if you believe that you are good, and you can unintentionally cause harm to other people.
Then also recognize that other people are probably good and also can unintentionally hurt others.

26.09.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My son, myself and my dad at a baseball game in 2018.

My son, myself and my dad at a baseball game in 2018.

It’s the first year of my dad’s birthday after he passed and I immediately went to tell him happy birthday when he woke up. There are days it doesn’t seem real…

19.09.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says β€œI’m over it” like posting about it all of the time

19.09.2025 11:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the first full day of school and our parents group on Facebook is asking if they can ask the district to put up a heterosexual pride flag. Like cmon now

26.08.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the gigantic shit you take in labor. My bestie and I talked about that one at length

18.08.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This graphic shows the drama triangle and the empowerment triangle, and explains hoe to get out of the drama triangle, you must empower yourself.

This graphic shows the drama triangle and the empowerment triangle, and explains hoe to get out of the drama triangle, you must empower yourself.

Just gonna leave this right here because I think it’s a helpful reminder

13.08.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .

This is how I feel on Sundays during baseball tournaments

22.06.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The other site is a bunch of people telling each other that they are so very smart and special and know more than experts and this site is a bunch of people just arguing with experts about why they are wrong

09.06.2025 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0