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Christopher Marcotte

@chris23xi

An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player πŸƒ, He/Him πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™

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When you’re so exhausted by living in 2026 that you become the Swedish Chef:

11.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

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these graphs should scare the shit out of you

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The statue currently sitting at the start/finish line of the Indycar DC track:

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I am a Genius with a Stable Power Grid | Satisfactory
I am a Genius with a Stable Power Grid | Satisfactory Welcome back to Satisfactory! This episode is shorter than I had hoped due to some technical difficulties from the recording. I've since fixed the issue but I lost a good bit of gameplay. Still,…

Just posted the next installment of my Satisfactory let's play over on my FUNDEAVORANCE channel on youtube!

Join me for some more PROGRESS 🫑

🚧 youtu.be/7TqL6peMapA 🚧

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Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

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The troubles

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The folk morality around housing type and tenure is very strange to me.

Corporations owning single family homes and renting them to tenants is Bad but them owning apartments is fine.

Rental apartments are for poor people, while condos are luxury gentrification boxes for rich yuppies. Nonsensical!

11.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A drawing of a unicorn looking up at a starry night sky. The caption reads, "the future can be better let's hang in there and see"

A drawing of a unicorn looking up at a starry night sky. The caption reads, "the future can be better let's hang in there and see"

.π–₯” ݁ Λ–Φ΄ΰΌ„Λ–Β°.

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Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz

Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Dad, it was just downloading one song."

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Perfectly summed up my feelings on not only that race but the whole 2024 season

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This was an important question relevant to many.

bsky.app/profile/thx4...

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An enormous ice cream sundae. Two people have set up ladders in the sundae. They are falling off the ladders because the sundae was an unsafe place to set up a ladder. The text reads: Warm weather means ladders. Set up your ladder on a firm, flat (non-ice cream) surface and make sure you have a spotter!

An enormous ice cream sundae. Two people have set up ladders in the sundae. They are falling off the ladders because the sundae was an unsafe place to set up a ladder. The text reads: Warm weather means ladders. Set up your ladder on a firm, flat (non-ice cream) surface and make sure you have a spotter!

Set up your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Do not set up your ladder in a large ice cream sundae.

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

Dude, why? We're already approaching oversaturation, if not already past it.

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No new pictures where are you mentally

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today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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β€œepstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 6320 πŸ” 1376 πŸ’¬ 206 πŸ“Œ 95

β€˜In my best Gordon Ramsay impression’

β€œSLOP on top of SLOP on top of SLOP on top of…”

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Be a quaint cafΓ© in a world full of Starbucks.

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β€œWhere did you park your car?!”

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Republicans don't care about parents' rights The Supreme Court’s move against trans kids in California empowers MAGA to mess with all families

The anti-trans decision at SCOTUS isn't about "parents rights."

Republicans never defend a parent's right to care for or protect a child.

"Parents' rights" are only about denying children health, safety, and self-actualization.

www.salon.com/2026/03/11/r...

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Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

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When an AIPAC-backed candidate is so threatened by Kat Abughazaleh that Laura Fine sends one of her staffers to try & infiltrate Kat’s ground game, you know Kat’s doing something right.

Reject dark money, reject the forever war. Fight for real progress & democracy.

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