Of course they should, the DOW is over 50,000
Of course they should, the DOW is over 50,000
Iβm a horror movie buff and this is one of the scariest things Iβve ever seen. Did anyone actually see this as a kid? If so, are you okay?
Hello Bluesky, I almost forgot about you.
It snowed
Sup bb π
If anyone here likes to hate-watch movies, I have the movie for you. It makes me want to punch Bezos in the scrotum. Negative a billion stars.
From the other day πππ
Whenever a spammer calls me, I make fart noises into the phone until they hang up. I havenβt had a spam call in over a week.
What language is this? Itβs not English.
Do you want to come to my house, and watch some football and eat some nachos?
My sister and her boyfriend think Milchick looks like Childish Gambino, so I had to make this: youtu.be/F8F9P-zz9K0?...
Apparently Childish Gambino confuses the hell out of that dumbass AI Spotifyβpodcastβ πππ
No Ranch, only Cool.
He was GREAT in his Twilight Zone episode
Obsessed with these condoms I found in a tourist store in London. I want the Mr. Bean design on a shirt.
That little dance he does makes me cringe to this day
#elongatedmuskrat
lmao at least you didnβt overreact
These are the idiots who are gonna make us healthy again. Stuffing themselves with fast food. Republicans are so gullible.
Toot
My brain sees βto letβ but my heart sees βtoiletβ
Flavor Flav, Billie Eilish, and Jon Batiste
Matt Damon with the Celebrityβs Celebrity, Flavor Flav
When i first walked into @vanityfairmagazine.bsky.social Oscarβs party I saw my girl Billie and gifted her a Barbie themed matching clock. Koolest part of the night is when Matt Damon asked for a selfie and gave me the greatest line, βYouβre the celebrityβs celebrityβ.
There are few things more embarrassing than getting frisked by the TSA and giggling because youβre ticklish.
My momβs dog says fuck da police
I forgot about this thing but I deleted Twitter so I gotta go somewhere, right?
Yay I found it
Nopeβ¦itβs updated but I see nothing.
Where?