Ed 🏜️

Bro I fr move to Portland next week

My dog vs what he’s named after. Welcome to the family, Shilo!

2 bid A10? 👀

Won almost $500 gambling between the two nights here. Imagine if Utah won a game and we had another night.

My collegiate band career has come to an end. Best 6 years of my life.

Roommate got me the cracker land hat from Soul Plane as a late birthday present. Here’s me wearing it in front of my Soul Plane poster

Offer secured. Moving to either Eugene or Portland in May

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PNW Ed

I think about 5 more of these and I can sleep on my red eye

$500 OBO

New license plate holder

Nicotine has become an effective appetite suppressant in my dieting

Just audibly laughed at one of the saddest scenes in Nosferatu bc they quoted Norbit

It was the team issue one w number 35 on it. Actually pretty sweet

Branden Carlson’s wife was gonna sell me a backpack on Facebook but I decided I didn’t wanna buy it so I ghosted and just have multiple unread messages asking when I’m getting the backpack from October

You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines

Having the ADHD of an 8 year old counterbalances that too hard

Sorry guys im like 8 years too young for this app to be any fun at all

Too long since I’ve gambled. Need to touch the felt

El Chihuahua accomplishes the impossible task of making food that tastes like shit even when you are drunk

Italian with all the fixins so I can pretend im a kid going to the Italian market in my dads inner city neighborhood again

Geaux Tigers

All good things must come to an end. Best 6 years of my life

Hang out by the tunnel during warmups, idk how it’s oriented at the delta center tho. Also could go to an open practice some day

Silver lining for a shitty afternoon

I did not get a single Apple Watch decibel warning

I can say this on here without getting murdered by the inbreds, but Colorado had near record attendance Saturday, and was probably the quietest full stadium I’ve ever been in.

I theorize this is due to having so many casual fans, but still.

Big Nude Kickoff is mid

Add another app to the rotation to tank my productivity