Incessantly asking for updates like, “Did you see my gold drapes? When can I go golf? Where am I? Where’s my Diet Coke, Kellyanne?”
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Incessantly asking for updates like, “Did you see my gold drapes? When can I go golf? Where am I? Where’s my Diet Coke, Kellyanne?”
Set em up, knock em down! I think Bondi's a good next choice, there seems to be some momentum there. The war is such an epic clusterfuck that Crusader Hegseth seems obvious. We often say this around the homestead - "It all needs doing" so just pick one, knock it out, pick another one :)
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I live in MAGA country, so I wasn't sure what I was in for when an older man asked "What's your shirt mean?"
“It's a reminder that when fascists are running the govt, every day is an act of resistance.”
He paused for a looooong second and then..."Well that’s the truth, where'd you get it?"
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Megyn Kelly said, “It’s not like these were 8 yo girls.” I thought at the time that she was just gross - now it looks more like she’d already seen the unredacted files.
Like standing at the top of the stairs when her husband’s around?
She speaks with the impenetrable confidence of a 2 am drunk explaining why they’re totally fine to drive.
Always with the wife-beater language.
DOGE: “I’m qualified to make these judgments because I read books.”
Also DOGE: “There were no books.”
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The English language does not have strong enough adjectives for this degree of dead-eyed extinction-level stupidity, I have to keep stacking them all together.
He’s so bad at this. I sometimes think about how Peter Thiel looks at Vance and is like “Yeah everyone loves this guy, he’s my choice to lead us into Tech-topia.” But he’s so like viscerally repulsive. It’s really a public health campaign for don’t-do-ketamine.
I wish she were a joke, she’s so much worse.
I bet he does now say he can neither confirm nor deny! So who exactly has been speaking to him just after his deposition?
Wild that those are all one guy.
That’s patriotism, MAGA’s here for it.
Ugh, Joe Rogan and Ann Coulter, just bringing the rest of us along on their journey of waking up to a grain of fucking reality just now.
Hell is empty…
I do keep wondering, though, with the black-hole stupidity, the soul-sucking cruelty, the gravity-defying arrogance, why don’t these people actually implode?
Came here to confirm this wasn’t satire, stayed for the 🔥🔥🔥 Mar a Lago bathroom jokes.
Ewwww, I am not liking the memories I can hear behind his pred-speech.
lol Two weeks! 💀
All his staff are too scared to tell him the shoes don’t fit, it’s INcursion, and mutilization is not even remotely a word. And Karoline has to start answering to Kellyanne now. Seriously, where is all their alpha-UFC-warfighter-toughness rn?
One order said “make the news say housing is more affordable” and the other awards a new Trump-homes contract to Jared Kushner.
Trump just tells on himself 24-7 at this point.
I like how that last frame is the drunken “heeeeeyyyy.” That’s always how you want to end.
She needs to ban photographers like Hegseth did.
lol She can’t read the newspaper.
Did he approve that photo? Because it’s still unflattering…
Sounds like a guy who very carefully has no idea how old that little girl is.
Israel. I bet it was Israel. It might have been outdated, but it was also on purpose because that’s what Bibi does and Hegseth wanted to do it too because that’s what makes him feel like a man.