Andy Boyle

he has been given a little extra snack and followed me down the stairs very angrily the entire time

A beautiful long-haired cat is standing on his back legs and his front paws are on a leg wearing jeans. He appears to be in some kind of office or den.

someone has decided first lunch wasn’t enough

do you think the rock will know when it happens before the rest of us

does anyone know the color of their energy today (whoa)

this body is a prison

[guy whose had it be plantar fasciitis every time I’ve gone to the podiatrist and went again because I still have low heel pain after six months of PT for plantar fasciitis and the PT wanted me to get x-rays to see if it’s a fracture and not plantar fasciitis] folks you’ll never guess what I have

love to be asked two times before my podiatrist appointment to update my insurance info online and I do so and I show up to my appointment and you may be shocked to hear this but they don’t have my latest insurance information

happy 311 day everyone. I hope it is not a beautiful disaster but it does come original

now it is

just give them what they want!! make them stop!!!

The troubles

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

big loud

some pings sounded like it could’ve been, but not much else

like yes I’ve read silence of the lambs, a book that also fucks, but this book? it *fucks*

reading red dragon by thomas harris and this book fucks

[even more scared] but does this rain need us?

[scared] we needed this rain

we are all gunna die

oh man they are PISSED

chicago sky gods mad

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let me say wild a few more times, apparently I have no other adjectives. wild.

quite fair! hanks has a truly wild portrayal and much of the story is basically fever dream flashbacks as he’s dying, if I remember correctly. I am happy that tom is willing to just really go wild with a character

did you see his ELVIS? I tell every single person about how it is amazingly bonkers (positive) and wild as hell and I absolutely love it

you know me, I hate good times

second agenda item is to allow people to join who aren’t 38

the rumors are true: they’ve asked me to run bluesky and I accepted. first order of business, if you reply to a joke post explaining the post you get fired into space

My Battery Is Low and It’s Getting Dark by Andy Boyle 4:14:02 p.m. — it’s me again. I know you won’t text me back, but I had to tell you I’m finally doing it. I’m leaving him. for good. forever.

"4:14:02 p.m. — it’s me again. I know you won’t text me back, but I had to tell you I’m finally doing it. I’m leaving him. for good. forever."

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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."