what gave it away?
12.03.2026 12:37
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what gave it away?
lmao no
that’s fire oh hell ya
*deeply bows*
get a room lmao
no thank you! i hope you enjoyed it 💯💯💯
ohhhh hell yeah
that’s understandable lmao
strawberry!!! yeahhhhh
a melted pb&j toasted sitting on a plate with a couch in the background
sloppy pbj toasted
would you try a bite?
homie no i need to try that
i honestly don’t give a shit what eating this entire box of cereal will do to me in the morning
it’s hard to tell where one fart ends & the other begins
The Elder Millennial Scrolls
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
My husband just got diagnosed with sleep apnea and got a CPAP machine so give me your best Top Gun fantasy scenarios or whatever haha just kidding we haven't flown in the same plane for years, Goose out ✌️
Another day living through the vagina loneliness epidemic.
lmao
How many pairs of nail clippers does one person need and why is it 27?
Worked out by running from a bee.
Me: Party’s over. You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.
Mom: I own this house. You just live in the basement. Now put away your action figures- I mean, party guests.
they said sleep on it. i said overthink it (built different)
pipe down richard bunts
he got them turtle shell lookin ass balls
You can treat my face like a Jackson Pollock if you wanna
it’s starting to go viral lol
The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.
couldn’t hurt to try
medicinal making out, is this anything?
they said sleep on it. i said overthink it (built different)