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SNL 50 please usher in a Ana Gasteyer-aissance because there is not enough RESPECT on her NAME

15.02.2025 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took the Substance as a 27 year old and a baby came out

But the baby... gorgeous

05.12.2024 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baby Nessarose is a star on the rise

24.11.2024 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I loved Elphaba and Her Evil Non-Binary Schoolmates

24.11.2024 01:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As Matt Gaetz is unable to fulfill his duties, Coco Montrese will take over his role as AG for the remainder of the term.

21.11.2024 18:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girl what

14.11.2024 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Public transport needs mood lighting past 7:30 just to sex it up a bit

14.11.2024 02:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Abuela:
“In downtown Havana, my mom brought me into a bar so I could see Ernest Hemingway because he’s a very important man”

My mom when I casually referenced this story 2 years later:
“She made that shit up!”

13.11.2024 05:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m Fozzie Bearing it (full nude except for accessories)

09.11.2024 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My mom on her sorority experience:

“I don’t feel like I was hazed, I love to be surprised”

09.11.2024 20:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If a celebrity flashes their veneers at a step and repeat it actually means they’re very very scared

Approach with caution

09.11.2024 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you can’t enjoy the subtle majesty of finding a cool rock then fuck you

09.11.2024 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wicked Part 1

09.11.2024 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0