I’m trying, okay

Starting my new job on Monday in the crab bucket. The recruiter says that for every crab I keep from reaching the top, they’ll reward me with a spot farther up the bucket

We need to bring back bowling

Avengers Doomsday will be the first movie to intentionally ape those shitty AI videos: 6 second videos of that bloated cast looking at the camera and saying one line each.

No real plot just vibes.

Two transformers rescue bots inside of a house made of children’s magnetic tiles building pieces

Sealing up the rescue bots like I invited them over to try a delicious cask of amontillado

Panther lake lol

Name so lame that shit coulda got 4F’d outta ww2 conscription

If you take a book to the shitter instead of a smart phone you’ll read more books

I really dislike reading nonfiction books. My pro gamer tip? Just try and push through 10, 15, 20 pages a day. At 10 pages, you’ll finish a 300 page boring as hell book on income inequality or product design in a month!

MTF Dilbert was not on my bingo card!!

Left

붉은 말의 해
다들 2026년 행복하게 삽쉬다

This is how peasants talk in 14th century German principalities

Tell them it’s Al about the battery ecosystem and you don’t want to get sucked into some harbor freight bullshit

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Paul gets sent to Japan and gets sucked into the underground ornithopter drifting scene

I’ve read 87 books this year.

Normally I read maybe 2-5 books a year. It’s been a confluence of two events:

1, me reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and diving into the litrpg genre.

2, me sleep training my toddler. Which meant sitting in a dimly lit room for 45 minutes a night in silence for months

whereidlive.com

I’ve lived in the Midwest. That chapters over and I’m not willing to return. But the west coast? I’m not leaving

The winters are mild, and summer is very sunny. The volcanic soil and frequent rainfall leads to flowers being bloom 10 months a year. And politically, it’s a lot more liberal than San Diego.

It also doesn’t sound outrageous because like
1, printing 100 pages or whatever costs like $4 at Kinkos
2, I could see it being part of a mental process to know how far done someone is

Even if the original is 7 years at $950/months that’s so fucking horrible. There is no way they don’t sell that car for a massive loss in 1-3 years when someone actually shows them the math that they’re getting railroaded.

I understand our caveman ancestors so much

You’re doing the real Christmas miracle

Rock lee dropping the wrist and ankle weights ITT

these all just screen printed plastic bags masquerading as gaudy knitwear a quirky retired relative worked on in their spare time. There’s no love in that product

This pic feels Florida coded

One time in San Diego I went to this estate sale, I think it was in bay Ho. So this guys house has spare bedrooms converted into libraries. It was awesome. Dude had North Korean juche manuals even. Anyways he had a closed door cabinet full of porn too which I think is also pretty cool

Fucking nightmare

Thanks, gl finding a new home for the stroller

What age I need a newborn stroller. Number two is due in like.. 3 weeks

They had a sale at Dan Flashes???

“In honor of Rob Reiners passing I’m going to let my dying friends dream become a reality: a land invasion of Venezuela by Christmas morning”