Dracuarlá🇵🇸

They are trying to get me to eat the pig. They’re trying.

I’ve lived on the Tofu Side of the Tofu Curtain for some time and hate on vegans is immature, overblown, a stunning display of ignorance, a waste of everyone’s time, and stupid. But PETA is definitely a psyop for the meat industry, and mean to pit bulls.

i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly

“Used for what?” Crime. Grand larceny, mostly.

Does anyone want a used uterus before I rip it out and beat it to a paste in a field like in Office Space?

Guess. Who's. Back In The News

Sophie says we’re working from the bedroom now and so we’re working from the bedroom.

i like to do “hey, that’s the year i was born!” at checkout but only when it is extremely implausible, like $13.49 or something and being really matter-of-fact about it

They need to know that she’s a beautiful baby angel the most!

It is incredible how often lionised leftist men, historical and contemporary, have turned out to be dangers to and/or shit about women and maddening how little it can be talked about for fear of "letting the side down"

I don’t mind when Sophie hits the discover page. The people need to know.

She gets so confused by blankets!

Also that’s work to implement it on a phone that I’m not going to do because I am lazy.

“Kelsey, just get an ad blocker.” Believe it or not, I am having so much fun.

Like… rocker fauxhemian.

I’m so glad you’ve put a name to this phenomenon.

A little gray pit bull sitting on a pile of blanket and sweaters. She is sort of sitting like a person, almost sitting on her butt with her knees near her chest. She looks confused.

Look at this goober.

A perfume for all dark academia neurodivergent girlies with asymptomatic demonic possession and type 2 diabetes by folks who have really been there.

Donald Trump blocked me for tweeting this GIF of Travis Kelce making the jerking off motion at him

Buying men shoes that are clownishly big for them and having them feel like they have to wear them in front of the world press is a sex thing, I’m sorry.

how often would you like to get updates about beef stroganoff?

☑️ daily
☑️ weekly
☑️ once a month
☑️ if something big happens

Can’t believe how cool this guy is.

"you don't owe people anything" aye u do pal like can we stop being cold to people and like owe decency

But I’ve also never been.

I’ve never heard Tooson!

The existence of women's boy shorts implies the existence of boys' women shorts.

If you find yourself struggling to “get” professional wrestling, just mentally replace it with a form of theater you *do* like and see if it’s easier.

A woman’s hand with two opal rings on her ring finger. One is a white opal, and the bottom of is a bluer opal. Both are on silver bands.

The wedding band was made by a friend and the engagement ring is a hundred years old and from Sweden, so they’re not exactly replaceable.

They were in my bathrobe pocket. I figured they had been lost to the snow.