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This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.

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14.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
14.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The very location (give or take a couple hundred yards) where I was claimed for a disciple of Eris.

Standing right across the road from this little store the next morning is where I got accused of attempted murder.

But it turned out to be no big thing, which is how I knew Eris would be p chill.

02.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
14.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really cannot be overstated how much contempt the Israeli government has for left wing Jews in the diaspora

Bibi et al would, by and large, actually like us to be targeted so that either we’ll get in line or our corpses will further their political goals

14.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 771 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Gentile Americans, please know this. The far-right government in Israel doesn’t give one single shit about American Jews, but they fucking love evangelical Christians.

14.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
14.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cringe at Master and Commander bc I don't think Hollywood can handle the original books and I'd be sad at the watered down result.

14.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Max Headroom is the one (maybe only) reboot I'd really like to see because it's the one that is clearly more suited to today than its original time

It wouldn't be nostalgia, it would be a a full realization of what was only potential the first time around.

14.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
An old time-y illustration of a Daisies.

An old time-y illustration of a Daisies.

Today is Quartidi the 24th of VentΓ΄se in the year 234.
VentΓ΄se is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate daisies. #JacobinDay

More information on daisies

13.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

2 Squick 2 Squamous

13.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small bookshop called "March Hare" has put many books out in cardboard boxes, all marked with "$1.00" or "$5.00" labels. bunny passersby on the street flip through the books casually

A small bookshop called "March Hare" has put many books out in cardboard boxes, all marked with "$1.00" or "$5.00" labels. bunny passersby on the street flip through the books casually

Daily bunny no.3256 is looking through the paperbacks

13.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2717 πŸ” 642 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

One time my boss wanted to hear my case for a promotion so he said "Tell me your story".

I took a deep breath and immediately he was like no, not like that.

And I realized right then that every time I heard anyone use the word "story" in that place, they were full of shit.

13.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

The worst part of online play to me is when people show up right on time and apologize if they're a few minutes late, and then take off as soon as it's done.

Vibes more like a work meeting than having fun with my friends. The warm up and cool down are a basic human element.

12.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just going to put the tankers on giant rail cars, but you're right, this is much easier.

12.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's funny because sometimes he looks so damp

12.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna need a bigger truck.

12.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

old man's looking good today

12.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wikipedia says its been on the air since 1990. I've got coworkers who outrank me that were born after that.

12.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, isn't that just TikTok?

12.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

coming soon: snack for the pidge

12.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite is when it feels like playing a shitty game to click all over the screen making the pop ups and overlays go away

12.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So what I'm hearing is that this reporter also knows who it is but won't tell us.

11.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 3/11/26

11.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 2766 πŸ” 470 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 17

Yeah, I just saw someone saying to join their Slack to learn more about some political action and it seemed a little odd.

I think their core may all be people at non-profits who mostly interact with their own little world.

11.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do people use Slack if they aren't office workers?

(I myself am an office worker and have never used Slack.)

11.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loudest MAX stop in PDX? NE 60th. πŸ”ŠπŸ™‰ It's so bad!

11.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1