Scrimmyscrim

sketch of a skull face

Skull sketch. I am trying to break out of my doodles and words rut.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

The original sketch of the Alien Facehugger, done in an almost comically simple style. First figure is an upright oval with a circle on the upper portion. Second figure the circle has popped off (indicated by an arrow) and a creature is launching out of the hole (indicated by another arrow). The creature looks like a circle with six thick curved legs and a cartoonist toothy frowny face.

I keep coming back to the original first draft Alien facehugger sketch. If you can start with that and end up with one of the most iconic designs in horror movie history, then there's no excuse for AI.

A bunny on a skateboard rolls down a homemade ramp, in a backyard, about to go off a jump. Their friends also cheer them on on either side of the ramp.

Daily bunny no.3246 is about to break their record

Good and useful tech doesn't have to force itself onto you. Good and useful tech doesn't have to beg to be used.

blizzard warning alert

i’m gonna level with you kitten the walls are closing in on daddy

a turtle looking out the window with the caption: watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

The emergence of Philomena, checking on whether it’s time to take flight or if this is just a regular possible day:

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Context:

small crab eating a grape (important)

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop

Innocent people are rotting in these camps for months in horrible conditions, for no reason at all except to satisfy the sadism of that bald asshole. This is who we're supposed to negotiate Reasonable Guardrails with

We stopped using Letters to communicate because we became accustomed to letters = solicitation so we moved to phones but then we stopped calling to communicate because calls = solicitation so we moved to the Internet to communicate but

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs

Still not over disco elysium so I had to paint more #discoelysium #gouache #sketchbook

Why'd they call it The Epstein List when The Pedo Files was right there?

Alesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun Source: lesbuchanan #olympics

Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.

I bought the first one but now I wonder if I should wait a little longer to start the series. May seems so far away.

orange cat being held on his back

when you are a big strong tough man but also a tiny little angel who wants to be held like a baby

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Happy 4th birthday to this stupid thing I was compelled to create!

LONGOOSE FACTS:

- Neck
- The idea came from a typo
- The music is a loop from Bandlab
- It has over 3 million views on TikTok!
- Those views translated directly into £0 and 500+ NFT bros hassling me 24/7 for a YEAR!
- HONK

Wow, pretty damning stuff

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

"Ethical AI" does not exist. There is no reality where you can have generative AI that's "ethically trained". There are ZERO AI models trained ethically, and there will never be any.

The term has been made up by people who want a pass on using AI. You don't get that pass, slop peddlers.

A photo showing, in the foreground, a goose standing on a dead tree log on the surface of a lake. It is flapping its wings and they are extended backwards. In the background dead trees and branches, with warm glowing light coming from the top right corner. The overall color palette is mostly warm browns and ochres.

a close-up photo of dried up lime tree seeds dangling from a thin branch. The seeds at the tip of the branch are lit by warm sunlight. The background is out of focus. The overall color palette is browns and ochres.

a close up photo of catkins with water droplets hanging from their tips. The color palette is browns and ochres.

A photo of a group of cackling geese resting amidst twisted branches and twigs on the surface of a lake. The branches are covered in a thin layer of snow. In the foreground on the right side of the photo, an out of focus goose. The mirror like surface of the water reflects warm golden light. The overall color palette is browns and warm ochres, with some muted grays where the snow is.

You should be. It is glorious.

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

EMMA FROST: Our new friend will be joining the X-Men, immediately.

WOLVERINE: What’s your mutant power, bub?

ME: I can turn anything I touch into 100% pure, uncut cocaine.

JUBILEE: I don’t understand how that’s useful -

EMMA, ANGEL, FANTOMEX, GAMBIT, MONET & PYRO: Shut up, Jubilee.