Evil Boyfriend, Evil Girlfriend & Evil Pico

🟥: On the bright side, we can get back to corrupting this universe.
🖤: I suppose thats true. So, let’s get back to work!
5/5

🖤: *She pulls herself out of Evil BF’s hug and stands up* Now then, where are those Titans? I wanna tear them to pieces!
🟥: While you were asleep, the remaining Titans were killed by others who fought against them.
🖤: Damn it! I wanted to kill at least one more Titan!

4/5

*Back in the real world, Evil GF begins to gain conscience, causing Evil BF’s eyes to light up*
🖤: Ugh, boy, how long have I been out?
🔵: GIRLFRIEND!!! *Evil BF quickly and tightly hugs Evil GF*
I’M SO GLAD YOUR OKAY!!!
🖤: Aww, babe, I missed you too! *She kisses Evil BF 10-15 times*

3/5

🖤: Heh, you can try~. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to the real world. My Blackberry must be worried SICK about me! See ya! *Evil GF teleports away*
❤️: I-I’m s-s-sorry B-B-B-BF… *GF falls into a deep slumber, unclear if she’ll be able to break free from the corruption’s grasp*

2/5

*Months ago, inside GF/Evil GF’s mind*
🖤: HEH HAHAHA!!! I WIN THIS ROUND!
❤️: D-D-Damn it…
🖤: You know what that means, right GF?
❤️: I-I may have lost this rap battle, b-but I’ll fight back, n-no matter what!

1/5

🔵: Well that sucks… anyways wanna get something to eat?
🟥: Sure.

𝐊𝐄𝐘

So uhhh… I’m gonna be completely honest, I’m in a bit of a rough spot. Yesterday I was out on the street from about 3 something pm to 12:45 am due to a falling out I had with my mom.

Thankfully I am home but only for a limited amount of time until I can find somewhere else to live.

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FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' mod EVIL Girlfriend VS Girlfriend YouTube video by Lochinho

🖤: Heh, IF you win~
❤️: Just shut the fuck up and play the song!

3/3
(The song they sing):

❤️: You’re the reason I’ve been on my ass sulking for god knows how long because you took over my damn body! Hell, I don’t even know how I ended up here!
🖤: Well, since we’re here now why don’t we sing for a bit?
❤️: Fine! But just so you know: when I win, you have to give me my body back!

2/3

*Inside Evil GF’s mind*
🖤: Ughh… W… What happened? Last thing I remember was beating the shit out of some Titans.
I’m… back at the stage?
???: YOU!!!
*Evil GF turns around*
🖤: Oh, it’s you. How you been G? Surprised you’re not sitting in your own depression.
❤️: Oh don’t “How you been G” me!

1/3

❝

𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑲𝑰𝑫𝑫.ᐟ

❝

(Since Evil BF is the character I first used, I’ll base this question around him as I don’t feel like doing all three. Anyways it’s either Soul BF or Spirit.)

🟥: Right now we have to survive. We got plenty of supplies to last us a few weeks, but if we run low we should only go outside when we need more supplies. Got that?
🔵: G-Got it. *Evil BF goes back to watching Evil GF* Stay strong GF, please, stay strong for me.
3/3

🔵: *Turns around after hearing Evil Pico* O-Oh! Hey Pico. She’s thankfully alive still b-but…
🟥: You’re worried about her. Listen, you and I both know how strong she is. I’m certain she’ll get through this. We should stay strong for her…
🔵: Y-You’re right b-but what do we do now?
2/3

*Evil Pico looks outside from their hideout, making sure that none of the Titans are nearby*
🟥: I can see some Titans in the distance, but none of them are close enough to be a problem for us… *He turns to see that Evil BF is still looking over an unconscious Evil GF* How’s she doing?
1/3

“𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲...”

| #TLOZRP | #MVRP | #NINTENDORP |

“𝗛𝗲𝗵, 𝗵𝗲𝗵. 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱, 𝘁𝗼𝗼?”

🔵: R-Right!
*Evil BF and Evil Pico run back to their hideout, Evil BF holding on to Evil GF tightly*
3/3

🔵: GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! *Catches Evil Girlfriend before she hits the ground* Girlfriend! Are you alright!? Are you alive!?
🟥: Uhhh hate to interrupt, but we got company! *Points to some Titans in the distance, marching in the direction of the trio* We should head back to our base, NOW!
2/3

*Evil GF, in her super powered state, destroys 3 more Titans*
🖤: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!!! I’M HAVING… the time… of my… *Goes unconscious due to using so much of the energy of the Titan soul she ate and starts falling from the sky, transforming back to her base form*
1/3

Name 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐎 𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀, 𝐀𝐊𝐀 “𝐌𝐎𝐁”

Age: 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍

Ethnicity: 𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄

𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

🟥: Helloooooo *Evil Pico says as he waves his hand in front of Evil BF*
🔵: Wh-Wha? Oh, uhhhh y-yeah, whatever you said. *Goes back to watching Evil GF destroying Titans*
🟥: *Sigh* I can’t believe I’m stuck with you idiots.
2/2

*Evil BF and Evil Pico have just finished taking down another Titan*
🟥: Man these bastards are tough Good thing GF absorbed one of their souls and turned into some crazy Super Sayian Demon, right BF?
*Evil BF is currently mesmerized by Evil GF ferociously destroying Titans*
🔵: Prettyyy~
1/2

🖤: Alright! One Titan down!
🟥: That was a lot of work for just one of those big bastards.
🖤: Relax Pico~ I’m certain if I eat this Titan’s soul, I’ll have plenty of power to crush a couple more!!
🟥: Knock yourself out.
*Evil GF proceeds to eat the soul of the Titan she and Evil Pico just killed*
1/2

🖤: WOO! That was a good make out session!
🔵: Indeed it was. Now let's get back to recruiting for the #𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑑𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑢𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑑𝐴𝑟𝑚𝑦.
🖤: Right! And I know just who to recruit! *Evil GF opens a portal. Someone comes out of it*
🟥: Heh, did you really miss me that much?
🖤: Hey Pico! Good to see you!
1/4

🖤: NNGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Doomsday Zone starts playing* SO… MUCH… P̴̨̲̫̦͕̺̲͔͚̝͓͇̻̳̿̽͆͒̄̊̈̕̕͝O̵̥̩̱͉̫͙̗̐̇̍̈̔͗W̶̮̯̙͊̀͌̒͛̒̍̈̀̈́̏̔͘Ě̵̢͎̗͉̤̼̝͚̩̰͈̭̲̼͆͒̿͗̈́̄̀̓̍̚̕͘͘̚R̷̨̡̛̼̤̦͔̣ͅͅ!̵̧͚̱̓̔̽̀͂̀͛̄̔̔̎̌̊͊̎ͅ!̷̰̝̦̻͕͈̓̿̈́̋̋̒͗̑̋̚͝!̸̗̤̪̟͗ *Towards the Titans* I’LL CRUSH YOU!!!! *Flies off to destroy the more Titans*
🟥: She always wanted to say that line, hasn’t she? *Sigh* I should keep an eye on her, BF will kill me if I let her die.
2/2

🖤: Alright! One Titan down!
🟥: That was a lot of work for just one of those big bastards.
🖤: Relax Pico~ I’m certain if I eat this Titan’s soul, I’ll have plenty of power to crush a couple more!!
🟥: Knock yourself out.
*Evil GF proceeds to eat the soul of the Titan she and Evil Pico just killed*
1/2

🟥: So this is The Roaring huh?
🔵: Heh, reminds me of when I took on Spirit and reduced him and Senpai to broken lines of code.
🖤: Those are some big guys. And a bunch of people, Darkners as they’re called, are petrifying left and right.
1/5

Evil Boyfriend rapping against a Titan while Evil Pico and Evil Girlfriend fight one in the background.

(Something like this)
5/5