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Structural Enginerd. If your argument for metric is “something…something base 10,” you’re arguing for Fahrenheit. If you acknowledge a pre-1998 college football national champion, you should acknowledge that Kansas is the 2020 basketball national champion.

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Last year when this happened, I think not quite as statewide, it was my fault for making spring break camping reservations at Tettegouche. This year, I can't be blamed.

12.03.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just saw "Grands Prix" as the plural to "Grand Prix." I love a good a good head noun pluralization, but the noun is "Prix," "Grand" is an adjective. "Bigs Prize" makes no sense.

12.03.2026 19:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We don't need a new Ashley, we already have leftover Kaitlin at home.

12.03.2026 18:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Lawrence KS there are a couple of mid block crosswalks on Massachusetts St that operate in this manner. As soon as you push the beg button the light turns yellow —> red. I used to stand and wait until there was traffic. It was glorious!!

12.03.2026 17:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t forget Margaritaville!

12.03.2026 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could also induce some demand for enrollments.

12.03.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big, “You didn’t dump me, I dumped you,” energy.

12.03.2026 15:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What made America special was a largely professional and uncorrupt bureaucracy that advanced science and technology to stratospheric levels, and then just gave it to folks to profit from. What is ruining the country is folks who benefited from that playing too many video games, thinking like this.

12.03.2026 15:46 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Fred the Cat went from being angry I wouldn’t open the window straight to cuddling the heating vent. Yeah, GUY, that’s why I won’t open the window!

12.03.2026 13:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you want military equipment that works for shit and leaves your troops stranded in the mud in Ukraine? Because that’s how you get…

12.03.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

F2

12.03.2026 12:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Only winnings listed, you gotta factor in expenses too… more like Donny Non-Proffit.

12.03.2026 12:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From a source that I would assume typically says things like, “small businesses are ‘job creators.’” “Let some of them die if they are immigrant based.” Is…shall we say…”interesting.”

12.03.2026 11:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He has a fading dementia’s patient’s memory, but I have no doubt, “Rubio said 12, but clearly he’s a 9 at most,” is wedged in there tight; and he wants to humiliate them as well and might notice.

11.03.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We got cable when I was in Middle School sometime, but only for one TV, the console in the living room.

11.03.2026 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a trigger alert for that image. It was probably on some UHF channel I was watching on my 13" antenna color TV I had saved up for so I could avoid the rest of my family as a tween. There I was, in my room watching the movie I WANTED TO damnit...had to open the door I got so freaked out.

11.03.2026 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looks like Anna taking a tub of ham salad to the neighborhood potluck; was the last straw in that short Nik and Anna love affair.

11.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Better yet, send a lackey to grab a pair.

11.03.2026 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The thing about the shoes is, they aren’t hyper-exclusive/expensive and only the President can get them. They could just order the same thing, but in the right size and wear those.

11.03.2026 16:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It makes sense. The mythical nature of everybody, “hearing of a kid…” adds to it though I think.

11.03.2026 14:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Woo-ooo!!”

11.03.2026 14:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was always the solution I heard as well.

11.03.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just a bunch of bros in quarter zips with spreadsheets going, “I know…right!”

11.03.2026 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too scared to test this hypothesis, though.

11.03.2026 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember as a kid being told/hearing through the kid grapevine not to like metal posts in the winter. Well before the movie. Rumors a neighbor girls did it, etc. I always wondered, can’t you just close your mouth around it sort of, and breathe?

11.03.2026 14:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"I worked myself to near nervous breakdown in support of Stephen Miller's ethnic cleansing machine at the behest of Pam Bondi," is a heck of a campaign position.

11.03.2026 13:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Primarying" the wrong people with the wrong candidates.

11.03.2026 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Trump Pushes Boundaries of Mortality, Experts Say ‘May Not Be Possible.’”

11.03.2026 12:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What were the Ewoks intending to catch when they grabbed Luke, Han, et. al? That’s a huge net and the bait is meat. What monstrous beast lurks on the idyllic forest moon of Endor?

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"forthwith"

10.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0