Darren Maggs

Have triples?

Wishing you a very happy birthday x

I’m always here for you 🍸

You need to drink more alcohol to balance this out.

You in another decade.

Must be about 1992 I think.

Still got it.

With a whole bottle of wine!

Do! Just off Piccadilly so really easy to get to.

It was terrific. Free too

I went to the Gordon Parks show today and it was very good indeed.

A sceptical looking cat.

Whatever you’re doing, Clover is unimpressed with it. #caturday

I’ve always thought I wouldn’t like the gym without actually trying it. Maybe I should sometime.

I used to run and would love that endorphin rush. Should really get back into it.

Look how happy you are!

Like those red socks.

No matter how times I watch this their smooth exit still makes me laugh.

One warm day and there’s a noisy little sod of a fly in the bedroom.

Bonne Maman hazelnut and chocolate spread.

My road was evacuated by the Royal Navy bomb squad because explosives were found in someone’s room in our shared house at university.

Ha! Sorry.

My word!

You’re marked as safe from the head.

This is a great look.

Ha. Probably for the best.

A grotesque clay head.

Found the head I made in pottery aged about 12. Give him a like or he’ll haunt your dreams.

My word.

Must have just gone for the style rather than the music.

Strong grunge band lead singer vibes here.

Yes, I love both of them.

Really is.