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Old Man Green (he/him)

@neurocrusty

Owen Green for those who don’t like anonymous accounts. Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human. Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.

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10.03.2026 15:39 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

This is why you just shouldn’t quit. www.404media.co/viral-quittr...

10.03.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was about to make a snarky post saying she must have been trying to distract from the Epstein files but then I remembered her husband is a pedophile and rapist so who fucking knows what motivates these ghouls.

09.03.2026 14:37 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 👍 19303 🔁 4838 💬 232 📌 141

Both?

08.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tina Belcher thinks I’m hot as hell.

08.03.2026 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Israel does ethnic cleansing with the Nakba*

Very Serious People: This is a complex problem

*Israel illegally occupies the West Bank and Gaza*

VSP: Such a complicated history, here

*Israel imposes apartheid and illegally settles the West Bank*

VSP: So many differing causes for this dispute

07.03.2026 18:53 👍 190 🔁 52 💬 6 📌 0

My Mom - So who would you like to be PM?!

Me - Someone who doesn’t support war crimes.

06.03.2026 23:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One glass of wine down.
One IT project for my parents complete.

One glass of wine down. One IT project for my parents complete.

06.03.2026 21:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Filling my water bottle with water and Restoralax before heading out for the weekend is a new low in aging.

06.03.2026 18:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So what do we think Trump has on Carney?

06.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Next up on Fox News…OpenAI has brought Ronald Reagan back from Hell to share his thoughts on Iran.”

05.03.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭😭😭

05.03.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS WANT WAR WITH IRAN
THE DEMOCRATS WANT WAR WITH IRAN
THE DEMOCRATS WANT WAR WITH IRAN
THE DEMOCRATS WANT WAR WITH IRAN
THE DEMOCRATS WANT WAR WITH IRAN
THE DEMOCRATS WANT WAR WITH IRAN

02.03.2026 21:09 👍 441 🔁 113 💬 29 📌 4
To every SAAS company,
Get rid of the pop
up massages from
your chat bot that block the save button (or equivalent).

To every SAAS company, Get rid of the pop up massages from your chat bot that block the save button (or equivalent).

02.03.2026 20:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Life hack enquiry:
When you put
them in the dryer
is there a trick
to keep everything
else from getting 
balled up in the fitted sheet?

Life hack enquiry: When you put them in the dryer is there a trick to keep everything else from getting balled up in the fitted sheet?

02.03.2026 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A graphic from Deezer that says:

Women made up 69% of your listening last month On average, users dedicate 27% of their listening time to female artists.

A graphic from Deezer that says: Women made up 69% of your listening last month On average, users dedicate 27% of their listening time to female artists.

Nice

02.03.2026 11:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The war crimes our 
Prime Minister supports
in the Middle Eastare not
a distraction from the
Epstein files.

They are a continuation
of them.

Powertal men acting with
impunity to brutalize
people who can’t get away.

Men getting off on violence.

The war crimes our Prime Minister supports in the Middle Eastare not a distraction from the Epstein files. They are a continuation of them. Powertal men acting with impunity to brutalize people who can’t get away. Men getting off on violence.

01.03.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A poem by Jarrett

01.03.2026 15:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
01.03.2026 15:28 👍 171 🔁 58 💬 4 📌 5

Oh phewf. Has anyone informed the UN, Amnesty International, etc?

01.03.2026 15:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves.
Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone.
That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins.
If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after.
Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

01.03.2026 13:10 👍 10175 🔁 3610 💬 43 📌 58

DNC 2026: we don't support the methods of the fascists, but the outcomes, well the outcomes are pretty nice

01.03.2026 14:15 👍 130 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1
Me - I could see myself settling down with a nice Icelandic woman.

Brian - She would make you her bitch

Me - I'm ok with that

Brian - I knew you would say that, ha ha

Brian - l'd be okay with it as well. Thanks mom.

Me - I could see myself settling down with a nice Icelandic woman. Brian - She would make you her bitch Me - I'm ok with that Brian - I knew you would say that, ha ha Brian - l'd be okay with it as well. Thanks mom.

When you’re in the family chat discussing where to move that doesn’t support war crimes and you and your brother are both submissive.

01.03.2026 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I may not know everything, but I’m completely comfortable with not giving an inch in my belief it’s terrible to bomb school children and that it was just as wrong for Biden and the Dems to send billions to Israel to commit genocide.

01.03.2026 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 👍 17026 🔁 6534 💬 469 📌 550

It was obviously a self-defensive pre-emptive indiscriminate targeted first strike response against military children and civilian terrorists

28.02.2026 23:17 👍 71 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 1

…of 80 dead little girls…the real Carney shone through in his Davos speech. Not the Carney who people lauded as a statesman. The real one who fetishizes military spending, craves power and influence and doesn’t give a fuck about the most marginalized.

Fuck Mark Carney.

28.02.2026 22:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0