brundlefly | Emile Dorkheim

i hate when im fighting a guy and he turns into a giant grotesque monster with wings and a beautiful human face

I can’t keep competing with garbage and coming up the loser

An overgrown light pole in Poland

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

A drawing of bug Pokemon crawling among leaves

bug type #art (wallpapers below!)

how do you avoid/resolve waking up to a debilitating panic attack every morning? It’s so hard to snap out of I literally need physical pain

I bet early iterations of the stillsuits in Dune sounded absolutely foul

That would be Secretary of Education Linda McMahon who's being sued for aiding and abetting systemic child molestation, just to be clear

I love to romanticize going to the grocery store

oh someone blocked you? thats cute. countless people have me blocked. people ive never heard of. i dont get out of bed for less than 20 blocks

what the fuck happened to anya taylor joy

my favourite pet japanese ground squirrel instagram suddenly lost a lot of weight… another ozempic victim 😔😔😫😫 💉 💉🥀

the J is for Jizzer

call me JZA

you think anyone ever had to just rip mad ass in the setting for A Quiet Place

Buying myself clothing drawers: bold of me to assume these are making it off the chair

sending this to my friend who just gave birth

We need Schedule I GO. It’s a mobile game where you meet up with people and exchange money for drugs

We need Schedule I GO. It’s a mobile game where you meet up with people and exchange money for drugs

Incredible week to accidentally make 60 matcha cookies

bong rips for Jesus this weekend right?

Unless you are part of the class action lawsuit against Vitamix, I don't want to hear about your blended family. That terminology isn't for you.

getting an iud is crazy like damn my net worth just went up $350

this is like getting Eiffel tower’d by two Mr. Cleans

Pentiment aka Josh Sawyer’s Peasant Meal Simulator

You will never be a real warrior. You have no honor, you have no courage, you have no skill. You are a mere petaQ twisted by human values into a crude mockery of Kahless's perfection.

thats ok but for me my problems are caused by one guy. and one day i will find him

my phone autocorrected punishment to “penji shame”

watching the daily promotional emails roll in instead of watching the sun rise