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Lunar asset, Martian liability Will ask to pet your dog 🚫soliciting

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Glad you enjoyed it, too

23.11.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Yellow, blue and red shades in the sky during sunset through wisped and thick clouds. Below is the silhouette of a woodland and village.

Yellow, blue and red shades in the sky during sunset through wisped and thick clouds. Below is the silhouette of a woodland and village.

contentment ✨

01.11.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Always agreeing when anyone asks me to pray for them. Sometimes asking to whom

22.11.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you focus on certain parts of my body long enough you can actually hear the commercial of the drug that's keeping that area alive

22.11.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The citadel of the unwritten.

22.11.2025 05:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia

22.11.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the thing about ever unmuting accounts you've muted is don't

22.11.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now:
Guy - a wide-eyed cat
Girlfriend - a cat tree
Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

22.11.2025 11:54 πŸ‘ 6153 πŸ” 1513 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.

18.11.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a treehouse with a slanted roof that's screened in. There are stairs and a slide

A picture of a treehouse with a slanted roof that's screened in. There are stairs and a slide

So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧡

21.11.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 700 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 9

Visible mending and the vegan pie crust experiments

21.11.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for sharing this.

21.11.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
rain blurred skyline red light ans streetlight

rain blurred skyline red light ans streetlight

misty christmas tree with star

misty christmas tree with star

disappearing skyline/approachinglight

21.11.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've been digging up my street all day today. I hope they find what they're looking for soon

21.11.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A turkey is fenced in behind a sign on a post reading β€œLLAMA.”

A turkey is fenced in behind a sign on a post reading β€œLLAMA.”

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

21.11.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 1406 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14

In a bit of a pickle? Let's call it relish instead.

20.11.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

When things are not grate, but theyβ€˜re not NOT grate

21.11.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks delicious. Do you have a secret as to how to get the bottom crust cooked through, in a glass pie plate?

21.11.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man! I really hate that too.

19.11.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill

19.11.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you there god, I don't understand omnipresence

18.10.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! πŸ€—

29.10.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 5595 πŸ” 1162 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 140
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

11.11.2025 10:39 πŸ‘ 7389 πŸ” 2636 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 98
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🀣

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🀣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

21.11.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 45746 πŸ” 7222 πŸ’¬ 815 πŸ“Œ 320

When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked β€œAre you wearing a wire?” it meant β€œan underwire bra”

Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting

20.11.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 2098 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 0

Psychic damage isn’t real. You’re probably just taking normal physical damage in a part of your body you’ve never seen before

20.11.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Pre-aurora sunset, with clouds, behind a canal, and boats, with a lone tree-trunk; holy punctuation. I only participated in presenting it here, to you, in a format which cannot yet express how it spoke, nor with what power: β€œPull over,” said the Spirit. β€œThis is Us now, and never again.” Later, I’ll try to paint that face (with the coral canal water and treeline vanishing into the gold open mouth), and it will be a dim ripple of an echo of communion, of wonder that was for our eyes, only, just there, right then, on the dot we’re all made of

Pre-aurora sunset, with clouds, behind a canal, and boats, with a lone tree-trunk; holy punctuation. I only participated in presenting it here, to you, in a format which cannot yet express how it spoke, nor with what power: β€œPull over,” said the Spirit. β€œThis is Us now, and never again.” Later, I’ll try to paint that face (with the coral canal water and treeline vanishing into the gold open mouth), and it will be a dim ripple of an echo of communion, of wonder that was for our eyes, only, just there, right then, on the dot we’re all made of

enough of l’homme ophone

20.11.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡πŸ»

19.11.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer

20.11.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 2136 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 11