Discredit the pubis!

Scheduling surgery for my deviated rectum

Hey, Margaret! God, here!

Sorry about your period and shit.

Best,

God

Whoever brought these deviled eggs to this orgy completely stole the show.

Did you know that Luigi Mangione's entire manifesto is just the lyrics to Sister Christian by Night Ranger?

Just had my face and genitals ripped off by a chimp again.

One time I met Osama Bin Laden at a Burger King in Halifax.

My memory foam mattress has dementia.

One of the craziest coincidences in my life is that everyone I've ever "eaten out" was named Nick Nolte and none of them were Nick Nolte.

My perineum is straight vibin