Caleb

People should dance way more. Just let loose. Things get too uptight otherwise

she going wacky mode on my horny ass !

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piece of paper is lighter so this is more efficient

but he really is a friendly duck

VIBECAMP BAR ALERT

the beloved
@scrmshw
and i are once again hosting an open bar at vibecamp. handcrafted classy cocktail edition 🍸🍹🥂WITH magical non alcoholic elixir options as well

to help fund it send cash to
@myceliummage
on venmo.

i hate to say it but sometime soonish we’re all gonna wish we had Alf’s level of good hyperstitional opsec

tweetskeeting

evergreen tbh

what's their name and vibe

W

i just KNOW these mfs would be down to playfully hop around and to nuzzle up to folks (at their own pace after spending some time to get comfortable with them) 😤

birds are so underrated

tyfys i get a 3c residual everytime someone searches that 🙏

The filters fought valiantly for their lives last night, and lost 🍑

embers of thirst can often be found in the shadows of fatigue

is this a thirst tweet or

*lil wayne voice*
range error long gone, wraith rollin, weezy stuntin
stack size multiplied, best rapper, aint frontin
native call girl ridin me she overflow that cunt and

*lil wayne voice*
range error long gone, wraith rollin, weezy stuntin
stack size multiplied, best rapper, aint frontin
native call girl ridin me she overflow that cunt and

it's called we do a little block, report and continue scrolling ☺️

great pose 🫡

keeeen

travelators👏on👏 every👏sidewalk👏

do the helicopter

cancelling u bcos this tweet comes from a place of privilege (pawg-haver)

what TPoT understands and no one else seems to is that you can make fun of people without cyberbullying them

🐥🤔 guerwilla wawfare twicky... impowtant to unite peeple... 🌱💪 wemind dem of common goal... minimize cwasuawties...

pussy from a girl who tractor beams it into her chest cavity as evidence of the viability of life

he's just like me fr