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Comics enthusiast, policy wonk at MBIE, focusing on gas. Cat/dog person, PC Gamer, avid devourer of politics and legal ephemera. Opinions my own, not my employer. Pōneke. He/him. PFP @exocomics

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this is one of my favorite episodes, and if you haven’t rewatched it in awhile you should watch it again. Spock going to the mat for Kirk because he trusts the human being he’s known for years over the computer everyone claims is infallible hits hard in our AI hellscape

14.03.2026 04:55 👍 372 🔁 100 💬 0 📌 0

World rugby: Okay. So you can win this entire tournament

Ireland: Okay, great!

World rugby: as long as England win their game.

Ireland:...

World Rugby: So obviously you would want England to-

Ireland: -Shush I'm thinking.

14.03.2026 16:10 👍 254 🔁 94 💬 8 📌 4

To understand Wellington you have to understand how deeply and profoundly the whole city fucking loves the central library

Reopening today after a near-decade of earthquake repair/strengthening

13.03.2026 18:49 👍 169 🔁 40 💬 10 📌 0
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Banning social media for minors would hurt everyone—adults included | Xtra Magazine A social media ban would disproportionately harm queer and trans people, and restrict LGBTQ2S+ materials

For the late/west coast crowd, my @xtramagazine.com column on why banning social media for minors is just age verification by stealth, which will infect the entire internet #cdnpoli

13.03.2026 03:07 👍 14 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

This just in: Sun agrees to release infinity million barrels of sunshine every morning

12.03.2026 19:19 👍 348 🔁 86 💬 6 📌 3

It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.

12.03.2026 20:12 👍 600 🔁 147 💬 13 📌 12

Am I really supposed to believe the country that probably has satellites that can read license plates from space "mistook" a school for a military complex? Totally a coincidence that their intelligence partner is the schools & hospitals bombing world champion.

12.03.2026 18:24 👍 203 🔁 40 💬 9 📌 2
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Ex Chatham Islands Council chief executive Paul Eagle apologises as audit exposes 'excessive' spending The former Chatham council CEO edited quotes and contracts in a $250,000 project to upgrade his own accommodation, in what an inquiry says was "exceptionally poor judgement".

The MP who did nothing useful as our rongotai member of parliament is up to worse than nothing.

He was alright at chairing meetings. But the rest of the job he was just vibing.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

12.03.2026 02:34 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0
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This is a very effective comparison

09.03.2026 20:57 👍 144 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 2
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 25482 🔁 6925 💬 224 📌 429

An excellent thread detailing the dirty tricks and cherry picking of data the NHS used in banning HRT for trans young people.

10.03.2026 12:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I must admit I'm surprised at how little the Royal Commission gave to vaccine opponents, some of whom saw this process as the thing that would vindicate them. Can't get much clearer than this.

10.03.2026 00:49 👍 159 🔁 50 💬 5 📌 1

Iran's government is more hardline, its people are poorer and more isolated, the region's on fire, and the global economy feels like its about to go into shock

If you want to know why people wanted to avoid war with Iran for so long, you're finding out in real time

09.03.2026 02:24 👍 5221 🔁 1013 💬 79 📌 30

Reminded of the best wrestling commentary line ever delivered by Matt Striker (of course): "Of all the things I have seen, that was the most recent"

09.03.2026 04:47 👍 51 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 👍 4823 🔁 1436 💬 30 📌 72

I see NZ has supplied the latest edition of "American posters on Bsky don't realise other countries exist and have elections"

07.03.2026 09:36 👍 118 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1

There’s an Indian journalist in Israel right now reporting in Hindi about how bomb shelters in Israel will allow even the pets of Jews in but will not open its doors to the Indian workers our shithole government sent in droves to make up for genocided Palestinian labor. Apartheid regime.

07.03.2026 06:38 👍 897 🔁 390 💬 14 📌 23
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 6778 🔁 1524 💬 33 📌 13

Fortunately we have had a many years ongoing priority to reduce transport inflation by having the mass movement of internal goods focused on rail fulled by renewable electricity.

(listens to earpiece) Oh No.

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 72 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1

9 games that made me. I was always a PC gamer and went down a mainly real time and turn based strategy route

Made with my9games.com

05.03.2026 23:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Former MP Jackie Blue quits National to join Opportunity party Jackie Blue says she can't stay by what the government has done to low-paid workers.

Check this then to rub salt in the wound
Courage and conviction which is more than the entire spineless lot in National. By the way I see National cratered in the latest poll out today too. Seems Aotearoa is sick of them and Luxon as well
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

05.03.2026 19:40 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2
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ACT is mad about the recommendation to ban nudifier apps, and I think that was my submission, so... sorry? Lol. I think that apps and websites whose primary purpose is to generate sexualised deepfakes without consent should be banned 🤷 #nzpol

05.03.2026 06:09 👍 74 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 0

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 👍 9541 🔁 4134 💬 77 📌 165

IT IS NOT THE JOB OF A PUBLIC BROADCASTER IN A DEMOCRACY TO REPORT THE NEWS IN A WAY THE GOVERNMENT LIKES. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT OKAY FOR MINISTERS AND POLITICALLY-APPOINTED BOARD MEMBERS TO DICATE INDIVIDUAL EDITORIAL DECISIONS. THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING OBVIOUS.

04.03.2026 05:02 👍 294 🔁 84 💬 8 📌 7

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 10778 🔁 3276 💬 198 📌 246

You know what you could do today instead of doomscrolling all day is go pick up a copy of Persepolis. It is stunningly good.

28.02.2026 17:22 👍 812 🔁 220 💬 9 📌 8

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

27.02.2026 15:16 👍 4492 🔁 832 💬 222 📌 137
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Kansas Orders Trans Drivers to Surrender Licenses With One Day’s Notice Trans people affected are required to replace their state identification at their own expense.

As a Jewish person, I’m not exaggerating that the far right want nothing more than absolute humiliation, dehumanizing, and death to all trans people.

This all-too-familiar sight is happening right in front of our eyes—and I’m not seeing nearly enough decrying and anger to feel remotely comfortable.

27.02.2026 01:46 👍 104 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 2
National party website screenshot: Labour’s blanket speed limit reductions must end

27 April 2023

National party website screenshot: Labour’s blanket speed limit reductions must end 27 April 2023

Beehive press release screenshot: 28 September 2024
Government delivers sensible approach to speed limits

    Hon Simeon Brown

Beehive press release screenshot: 28 September 2024 Government delivers sensible approach to speed limits Hon Simeon Brown

NZ Herald screenshot: Papakura student road patroller hit by car becomes fifth child run over since start of term

Tom Rose
Journalist·NZ Herald·
27 Feb, 2026 05:00 AM

NZ Herald screenshot: Papakura student road patroller hit by car becomes fifth child run over since start of term Tom Rose Journalist·NZ Herald· 27 Feb, 2026 05:00 AM

Cause, effect.

National owns this by scrapping permanent speed reductions around schools.

26.02.2026 23:47 👍 18 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

hey this is legitimately terrifying and if you're not paying attention to this you need to be right now

26.02.2026 06:01 👍 590 🔁 196 💬 4 📌 1