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Film Critic. Projectionalist. www.splicedpersonality.com

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Also, those comeback nominations never actually win, right? Ask Mickey Rourke, Eddie Murphy, Burt Reynolds, Sly Stallone, etc? The only one I recall panning out was Brendan Fraser and his whole thing felt more like a weird make-a-wish.

11.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What original attempt are you talking about?

11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a sign of the online derangement Tarantino causes that anyone could look at the dialogue scenes in his films and think: β€œYeah, that guy shouldn’t write plays.”

11.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Counting the days…

11.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest irony is that ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD is a) a pretty perfect final film and b) his actual tenth film.

11.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*the β€œAmerican Pie” of breakup songs. I can’t type.

11.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I said in my review of THE ERAS TOUR movie, it’s β€œAmerican Pie” of breakup songs and just behind ZODIAC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN as the best thing Jake Gyllenhaal’s ever been involved in.

11.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have the best subscribers. Join them at splicedpersonality.substack.com

10.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What makes the film so embarrassing is also why it rules. It is the cinematic equivalent of a Doors song.

10.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful piece about a movie that is both sillier than shit and totally fucking awesome.

10.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10 Greater Boston film festivals to check out this spring As the snow retreats, Boston's film scene awakens with more fests and series happening this spring than will fit on WBUR film writer Erin Trahan's calendar.

Here’s my colleague Erin Trahan with ten local film festivals to check out this spring.

10.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it last year so I forget the specifics, but I seem to recall a few instances of β€œI do not think that word means what you think it means.”

10.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Town Responds to Kraft Group Commitment Letter

Town of Foxborough (yes that’s the proper spelling) to Krafts re: World Cup security money: Quit lying.

I’m loving this. www.foxboroughma.gov/news/what_s_...

10.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
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β€œWe Wanted to Invite You to Die” A Q&A with β€œSirāt” director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol.

For paid subscribers to the Spliced Personality Substack I’ve got some highlights from my Q&A last week with SIRΔ€T director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol.

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review - Sirāt Starring Sergi LΓ³pez, Bruno NΓΊΓ±ez Arjona, Stefania Gadda, Richard β€˜Bigui’ Bellamy.

At the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Oliver Laxe’s SIRΔ€T, which is currently screening on 35mm at the Coolidge Corner Theatre. See it loud.

08.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love watching news networks blather on about the skill and precision of the world’s most elite β€œwarfighters” while we’re blundering around blowing up schools as our F-15s shoot each other out of the sky.

08.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the Nature of Daylight Savings

08.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œDignified.” He’s wearing a fucking baseball cap.

07.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The film itself rejected digital representation.

07.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We read critics for the perceptions, for what they tell us that we didn't fully grasp when we saw the work. The judgments we can usually make for ourselves. (1989)

06.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Seeing EASY RIDER on an original 35mm release print that’s all pink-shifted and beat to shit might actually be the best way to watch it.

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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We heard there was a movie called HOPPERS opening today but came to see this instead.

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The reviews are in!

06.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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With SIRΔ€T director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol right before I stepped on a landmine.

06.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I should have called on you!

06.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A feminist 'Bride' for Frankenstein Writer-director Maggie Gyllenhaal’s gonzo revisionist take on James Whale’s 1935 β€œBride of Frankenstein” is a "hellzapoppin’ cacophony of silly ideas and mad movie love, overhauling the queer-coded ca...

At WBUR this week I reviewed Maggie Gyllenhaal’s THE BRIDE EXCLAMATION POINT, which I got a big kick out of. Your mileage may vary.

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Willow is so good at this.

05.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TONIGHT! I’ll be hosting a Q&A with SIRΔ€T director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol following the 7pm show at the Coolidge. And our friend @jshawhan.bsky.social is handling the Nashville screening on Sunday, so obviously these people have great taste in moderators.

05.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

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Classic Corner: Baby It's You β€” Crooked Marquee An appreciation of the under-appreciated Rosanna Arquette and Vincent Spano vehicle that was writer/director John Sayles’s first and last studio film.

Writer/director John Sayles’s first and last studio film, the under-appreciated Rosanna Arquette and Vincent Spano vehicle β€œBaby It’s You,” was released on this day in 1983: crookedmarquee.com/classic-corn...

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0