The Epstein files are, as far as I can tell, one of the biggest stories in America right now. And the media IS covering them. But everyone is also complaining that the media isn't covering them. This was a very explicit goal of the Epstein Network's destablization plan and it should worry you.
gallows
I have a moderate solution for ICE
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
When I first watched Mad Men, I was Pete Campbell's age.
Watching Mad Men now, I am Roger Sterling's age.
It's a *very* different experience.
AI still can’t do this
If you don’t have a pfp you are not allowed to talk to anyone on here
We have to really enforce it this time gang
James Gunn : Christopher Nolan
Me : Seeing a DC movie in theater on purpose
Dick Tracy implies the existence of Pussy Freehand
Overall, I'm tired of being ruled by the dumbest and worst people
Tired: "We can agree to disagree and still love each other."
Wired: "Religion and politics are not part of my criteria for friendship."
If you want to know someone's sexual organs before they go to the bathroom, I want to know whether every man is circumcised or not and I want photographic evidence
I can't imagine anything more pathetic and small than caring about what a stranger has between their legs.
Everyone, even the folks with the nuclear codes, is entertaining themselves online as the world burns. Posting through it and monitoring the situation until it finally reaches their doorstep and forces them to look up from their phone and log off.
www.garbageday.email/p/all-we-hav...
I told you we’d be back
An Oral-B login screen.
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
8 ounces of water will solve 80% of men's problems
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
Did what any normal person would do on Easter: watched SCHINDLER'S LIST
Prestige TV I'm watching RN that reflects the world psyche:
BLACK MIRROR
HANDMAID'S TALE
THE LAST OF US
THE PITT
YELLOWJACKETS
Pretty wild that Project 2025 is going to be the Baby boomers most lasting legacy.
1) Do something autocratic
2) Wait to see how people react
3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on
4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it
5) Illegally consolidate more power
6) Repeat
president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
none of this would be happening if you all voted for hawk tuah 2024
Paging Ack-Cast host @jamieloftus.bsky.social and her fine journalistic works
Frisky Dingo understood what America needed *before* the 2008 recession
youtu.be/4vK2kScsa2Q?...
