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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) πŸ–€β¬œοΈπŸ’œ

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Introducing my partner to the resident evil movies

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Mario is selling a book called β€œit’s a me.” He’s at a book reading meet the author event. He says β€œso I said to myself, Mario you’re on your last life. If you want to write a book, you have to do it now”

Mario is selling a book called β€œit’s a me.” He’s at a book reading meet the author event. He says β€œso I said to myself, Mario you’re on your last life. If you want to write a book, you have to do it now”

Happy MAR10 day

10.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2081 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15490 πŸ” 3505 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 65

historically, a jester would receive gifts of all kinds from the king while in his employ. this would often be things such as fine fabrics and outfits, and sometimes even land. in this way we can directly link the jester and king to the modern day sugar daddy and sugar baby

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 8001 πŸ” 1689 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 156

GRACE ASHCROFT: *the most chilling, authentic screaming and despair at a loved one’s sudden violent death I’ve ever seen in a game*
ALSO GRACE ASHCROFT FOR SOME REASON: Z-z-z-zoinks, Leon!! A m-m-m-monster!

10.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Tiring rapidly of Grace Ashcroft’s f-f-f-first letter fear stutter on every line. It’s such cheap, childish stuff. The actress is perfectly capable of conveying emotion without it

10.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 2492 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 16
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β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8357 πŸ” 1749 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 49
the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 4589 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 173

I can’t handle this right now

10.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 637 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first thing they taught us in uni when we started giving presentations.

10.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you didn't like a game but there wasn't actually anything seriously wrong with it, it's better to leave NO review than a negative one!!

10.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before you leave a negative review on an indie game you didn't like and potentially mess up their visibility in a crowded market:

- STOP! Take a step back.
- Take some calming breaths.
- Consider: Was the game actually bad, or was it just not made specifically for you and your interests?

10.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. if it’s funny, you have to laugh

2. trust no one but assume the best in everyone

3. playing dress up good for you

4. spend more time unadorned than adorned

5. eating and drinking are pleasures that must be indulged in and anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is ontologically wrong

10.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Save 20% on Pluto on Steam A roguelike deckbuilder where you cast elemental spells, outwit monstrous foes, and escape prison on your way to your niece’s birthday party.

I played the demo of Pluto during the Steam Nextfest, and it was a particularly fascinating roguelike deckbuilder, with a very unique artstyle, it just released now and folks might wanna give this a look if that demo was anything to go by, utterly unique.

store.steampowered.com/app/3057670/...

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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

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As GDC week starts, I urge people in positions to help others to do so. Last year we had an incident at a bar and had management step in. Sometimes people being targeted are afraid to speak up, but if they do, support them. Get the perp booted. Don’t like guys like this get away with it again.

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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

09.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 3152 πŸ” 1063 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in uni I messed around with writing a bunch of second-person POV stuff and several of my tutors did not know how to handle it BUT still gave me praise for trying interesting stuff. It's really fun to mess around with POV 😊

09.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my hot writing take is that playing with POV is neat and you can do what you want. present tense first! close third! first-person-direct-address with bits of omniscient third! anything is legal if you look good doing it!!

09.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 577 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 19

It DOES look like exactly my kind of thing, I'm looking forward to eventually checking it out!

09.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2816 πŸ” 1121 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 20

Happy birthday!!!

09.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a soft spot for games that don't just call shit "Agility" or "Wisdom". Like hell yeah, call it "Might" call it "Gumption" call it "Verisimilitude"

07.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Other than the commentary on literacy here ("It's harder to understand books in third person" smacks of "I don't have the reading comprehension to figure out who the narrator is referring to based on situational context,") god I'm so finished with people who refuse to try anything new.

09.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0