toilet truck

that's a fire engine

Congrats on your snipping! I wish more people talked about more getting this done and conveyed that it's Not A Big Fucking Deal and that it is So Far From The Most Painful Thing You've Ever Experienced!!!

bunnings <3

i'm just so freakin tired, fellas

(i have communicated that it is going moldy)
(i have offered to help deal with it)
(i have offered solutions for how we would get rid of it)

doing art in the sewers

it was a last resort and it felt illegal!!

guy at the self serve complimenting my shirt (burning cop car) and then asking to check my bags, to make sure i'm not stealing

god he's the best guy, i am very fond of him

i feel u! my psych's reception are awful!! some GPs can already write scripts for pre-diagnosed ADHD, idk if it's an option for u but i asked my reg GP if anyone at her clinic could do it and she hooked me up with one who could!!

moom

moon funny

thinking about my impending rent increase and squeezing the blind pimple on my cheek so hard that i hear my skin rip :)

doorstop

a cool point of reference for how fucked up i am and how much i need a break, tbh

thought i only took one week off work, turns out it was two??
only found out after i rocked up, worked two hours, and the person covering me arrived, asking what the heck i was doing?? baffled

becoming famous while being a teenage girl on one of the first 'celebrity reality tv' shows in the 00s woulda been fucking rough

people are never just gonna leave kelly osbourne the alone are they. she's never gonna have the right amount of surgery or be the right weight to appease the masses

Yes!!! There are people who sit at their computers and type 'spag bowl'
they walk amongst us

Sydney Water isn’t sure exactly how big the fatberg is because it cannot easily access the area where it has accumulated. It could be the size of four Sydney buses.

bro if i was getting no positive response from a crowd of off chops queers (ppl who love cheering and shouting) for multiple years running i would simply... acknowledge i am not wanted there and stop marching

bowl o' gnese

yeah! you don't type it 'bowl' though :(((

where did 'bowl' come from? you need to be studied!

shortening 'spaghetti bolognese' to stuff like 'spaghetti bog' or 'spag bowl' is WRONG and you're upsetting god when you do it.

christa miller :)

A claoe up of a classic South Australian beverage, Farmers Union iced coffee (with 36g of protein and no added sugar) In the background you can see decorative metal lattice from a federation(?) era Australian verandah. It is sunset, peak 'goldem hour' lighting. I thought this would make me pop, but it did not.

Side profile photo of a person standing on one leg on the same balcony as the previous photo. They are bending their right leg at the knee, with their raised foot pushed forward so it's against their hip. It looks cooked.

this and a big bowel movement ☮️🧻🧘‍♀️

me going home to sydney today

uh oh

getting fisted by hellboy (big hand)