Wouldn't be caught dead at a Maxol rave! The cool kids go to Apple Green you nerd
10.03.2026 15:30
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Wouldn't be caught dead at a Maxol rave! The cool kids go to Apple Green you nerd
I'm not sure you fully grasp how petrol works either. Overall, not looking very cool in front of the drug taking petrol heads
Huh. Brave thing for a proud Tory to say
A deeply unfunny boring AI illustration of a fake book called Operation Midnight Hammered with a cover of Pete Hegseth taking a bottle of booze out of a booze filled fridge, posted by Geoffrey. Underneath, Mary has replied with a rolling around crying laughing emoji
I was going to block Geoffrey for posting this completely unfunny AI "meme" but then I saw Mary replying encouragingly with a rolling around crying laughing emoji and thought, "You know what Mary, I'm blocking you first"
all the dead little girls were firing missiles presumably
According to the most recent polling, 41% of Americans support the war with Iran, and 38% approve of Trump overall
Those are historically dog shit numbers but it's still absolutely mind boggling that they are even that high. WTF?
My friend Ahmed standing outside of a tent in the wind and rain, shivering
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
I need 150$ to buy a tent for my family 💔
Any donation, no matter how small, could save a life my family 🙏💔
@mommunism.bsky.social
chuffed.org/project/1634...
Jenna Gribbon (American, b.1978)
"If a woman reads a book in the forest but no one is there to see it...," 2020
Oil on linen
24 x 18 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
important to note that this insane poppers lie is an AIDS denial conspiracy dating back to the early 1980s, when people were trying to find a way to blame AIDS on the actions of gay people to blame them for the pandemic.
1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? * Yes * No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)
My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):
The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Hammam and Abood and their mother in a tent Abood and their mother are hugging
Abood laying in their tent with his right leg wrapped
🚨A plea for help🚨
My brother is disabled & my mother suffers from asthma. We are pleading with you to save us. We are homeless & without a tent, sleeping on the sand. My brother has a broken leg & urgently needs surgery to have a metal plate inserted😭😭
We urge you to donate to us
urls.fr/DzYN15
Little Elias looking towards the camera over his glasses as his father takes a selfie of them together, his father is wearing a ball cap jacket and pants and Elias is wearing a shirt, jacket, and coat
HEARTBREAKING! My little boy is going blind in Gaza. His eyes are fading away. I beg you on my knees, please help me save his sight before it’s too late. I can't bear to see him in darkness forever. Please, have mercy! SAVE HIS EYES!
Verivied by @mommunism.bsky.social
gofund.me/5f2429cda
Medicine
Father getting his treatment
Children, sick, resting
Collapsed tent with chuffed link
“We are living through very difficult days…
My father is sick and urgently needs treatment.
Hunger is exhausting my family every single day.
The rain has flooded our tent, and we no longer have safe shelter.
Please, help us in any way you can — our lives are at stake.” 🙏
chuffed.org/project/161883
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
That Trump voting lady who was upset cos people were a bit rude to her in a bar in Belfast or wherever got off very lightly
The government hates two things with a burning passion:
building houses and us
Me, on my sofa, startling the cat awake by screaming at my phone, "ANSWER THE GODDAMN FUCKING QUESTION YOU SLIMEY PIECE OF MUSK-SUCKING SHIT!!"
Did you read this Kelly Earley piece about just how much safer things are, it's v good
kellysrubbish.substack.com/p/is-dublin-...
Google Maps showing the location of Store St Garda Station
Speaking of stories, how was your day?
Mine? I'm clinging on to the hope that it'll make a good story one day
That's cos you're real mysterious Paul
And sure, the story one nearly got me killed me/in real trouble on occasion, but on the other hand, I'VE GOT SOME REALLY GREAT STORIES!
In general! Of course there are times when you should actually be boring, look back, and not do it - but that's rarely the fun option!
- Never look back, only forward
- Don't be boring
- Do it for the story
(If you're unsure if you should do it, do it if it'll make a great story later)
Recently I was interviewed by a young woman who'd read my book and she asked about my 3 guiding principles for a fun creative life I often referenced in it. I thought "Oh shit" cos the book is 12yrs old and I'm even older! But I managed to remember - and I stand by them as decent advice in general:
Anatomy of a X/Twitter social media frenzy. One infulencer posted incessantly about the "Dublin Zoo Scandal" on Friday, it was picked up by other bad faith actors who ran with it. This is manufactured outrage by people who literally do not have anything better to do with their time than promote hate
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
Buying something at one of those shopping centre kiosks and the guy took a minute to get to me cos he was putting two bunches of flowers and chocolates into a cupboard.
"Lucky woman" says I, and he says, "They're for my Mum and my girlfriend cos I missed International Women's Day yesterday"
🥰
Telling non-US shipowners and crews, “Take a floating bomb through a missile alley so the government of a different state doesn’t have to deal with domestic political consequences of its stupid actions”.
Nah, you first, thanks all the same.
You’d think in this era of “MPs face increasing danger” there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but it’s nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name
