pile of rotting flesh who posts videos of himself as a hockey champion.

He needs to be arrested and charged with crimes including identity theft and grand larceny.

Her precious is a necklace lost at sea.

"Dems didn't clean up the Republican catastrophe to my satisfaction!!! So I'm voting Republican!!!"

Exhausting indeed.

All of this…👇

you can buy screen wipes/lens wipes at an office supply store or like lenscrafters too. i have also bought bottles of alcohol based screen cleaners that come with little nonabrasive cloths.

Youtube has banned Jeopardy! Host Ken Jennings' history podcast, Omnibus, because in 2019 (seven years ago), he did an episode debunking the racist and deeply antisemitic "Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

That's right... debunking a rabid hate-fueled conspiracy theory is grounds for being banned.

@ella-ca.bsky.social

I've long been sounding the alarm on Section 702 of FISA, and secret, legal loopholes the government uses to spy on Americans. The program is up for reauthorization in April and I'll be fighting like hell to make sure the current program doesn’t get rubber stamped.

No, I'm the president of antifa

Dead bodies and a long missing 300-year-old church bell: What will they find on Zorro Ranch? New documents show the DOJ had several paths to search Epstein's ranch, but didn't do so.

New: Dead bodies and a long-missing "death" bell: What will authorities find at Zorro Ranch? open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

What!?!? It's like his earlobe is two puzzle pieces.

I always say, "So ... don't put my face on it?"

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Imagine a screenwriter pitching just the Epstein stuff to a producer. They'd be laughed out of town.

Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

CITY PLANNER: what should we call the paved path next to the street

CRAB: i have an idea

Major Ted Bundy-crossbred-with-Heinrich Himmler vibes.

Offspringtime for Hitler

He should just tell JD it will affect couch shipments.

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Also, why the fuck is he talking only about girls? Their language reveals and advances their belief that they should control females' bodies.

Coons: "Right now, the clearest winner from this war in Iran is Russia. It's stunning that President Trump is on the phone with Vladimir Putin and spending more time consulting with him than he is with Congress and the American people."

@ella-ca.bsky.social

Donate to ProPublica.

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

There's a Simpsons Halloween episode where Dr. Hibbert does a "routine soul smear" to determine the presence of pure evil.

We need that.

There’s never enough money for schools or healthcare or veterans.

But there’s always enough money to bomb people on the other side of the world.

We can support the democracy movement in Iran without bombing innocent schoolchildren and sending our American troops off to die.

This isn’t a coincidence — it’s a cover-up.