KNITBOY1

Some past projects.

JUMBO

#knitting #stitchanatomy

This isn't even a yay moment. This is just the tip of the incompetence iceberg. But what will end up happening is the other incompetents will hide their incompetence more because of this.

cnn?!? oh no. The modern day National Enquirer

A lotta slutty would actually be preferred 😬

I've never understood why people pay money to create ginormous hickey-like bruises all over their body in the name of "removing toxins". That tissue damage has to be repaired, taxing your body, not relieving it.

All he gets to say is "I worked for ICE." That's all we need to know. I'm sick of all these people who behave abhorrently then later when their associations become unsavory, they bow out and say "well, I didn't know anyone was in the house when I set it on fire". FOH. For realz.

Here's a thought: I don't watch petty liar felons go on and on about how great they are for our nation.

loving the yarn tattoo

Well thank buddha it's here

Such a high schooler. These little lash out comments are just what we'd expect. It's no that deep until someone calls out your stupidity.

Loved him

Not. These sites are
so cringe with the whole "are you gonna fuck me yes or no" "what's your next move if you find me like this" "are you coming over" blah fucking blah. Alll to get comments and attention.

I wouldn't use the word naked and him in the same sentence.

I tried one today for the first time and oh my!

From the archives, original knit sweater published in Vogue Knitting, now living somewhere in the wild with Adam....

I have logs that need tending to

😈

Runs off to look at wine bottle for comparison

Sounds like someone who's afraid of criminal charges somewhere down the plastic surgery line.

Beautiful

I recently visited a new place and there was a gaggle of tacky girls who needed classes on 1) makeup application, 2) how NOT to flash your phone light everywhere. I wrote a review accurately reflecting this & the restaurant replied "she's an influencer" lol. She influenced me to never go back.

Annoying

I WISH

Wow

Fake ass orgasm