it’s a blessing in disguise that trump has gutted the state. honest civil servants & a robust bureaucracy insulated some americans from the consequences of their worst tendencies. eat shit
but what is a woman?
if woke 2.0 can be less disruptive towards people’s expectations (and fundamentally more sustainable), maybe we aren’t doomed
they’re a goated clothing item. so versatile. like before i owned my gynecomastia, button-down shirts (with a t-shirt underneath) were the best concealer
he was my friend.
they’re the best. they’re as antisocial as the dumbest MAGA cvnt but smart in a weird autistic way
watch their next election results. country’s fucked
australian superannuation the OECD over
can’t fix this without reminding them why they shouldn’t vote
this sent me on a wikipedia binge that’s ended in reading about how Alaska Airlines ate up virgin and now Hawaiian. if we can’t have nice things, we can at least have nice suitcases
it’s a very sexy airport accessory for random business class upgrades
antlerrrr
“framework of a future deal” hahhaha it’s giving “concepts of a plan”
THIS
patriot kangaroos are stopping us from becoming transgender. your woke kangaroo is facilitating that. makes me SICK
a grindr subscription in australia is more expensive than subscribing to The Economist. it is insane
ours don’t like DEI and transgender. only patriot kangaroos to take the children to school
that’s because yours is woke
this is a true patriot fact. the cats are kangaroos and they carry the small children to school
that site aaaaaaaa
jakethought
this is good
i can’t wait for the twitter communists to support islamist mullahs 😃
the follow-through plan post-maduro seems to be [blank space]. insane considering this should’ve been the first thing america learnt after iraq
spheres of influence are back & journalists can’t seem to comprehend what that means
thank god i got drunk last night
it shall
i kinda wanna visit BrexiTERF island this year before it’s too late
he’s gone by september i reckon
2026 resolutions:
• less grindr
• less twitter
• keep drinking on saturday nights
• keep growing hair to just above shoulders
• pierce ears
• visit 3 deeply random countries
