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I play with flowers for a living.

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That's a good jar

14.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad that I don't live in this idiot's district any more.

11.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ancient meme has been summoned

04.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I won't do it again

28.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only acceptable dem platform is "we will do what we failed to do in both Reconstruction and Denazification, brutally punishing everyone responsible and draining the billionaires into destitution to fund the 50 year program of fixing what they destroyed", and dem leadership is incapable of this.

28.02.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 469 ๐Ÿ” 142 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've been calling them the aughts since the aughts.

27.02.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried to buy a couch for my bedroom because I've slept on couches for the last 20 years but it when it got delivered, it wouldn't fit down the hallway.

21.02.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Magic the Gathering, I beg you, let me do a Boo card!!

19.02.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 318 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a little sad hearing about James Van Der Beek. Rules of Attraction might not be a good movie, but it was pretty formative for 16 year old me.

RIP

12.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Til death do us part

12.02.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somewhere in-between queer leftist artist shitposters and British birders seems pretty spot on.

09.02.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's your favorite butterfly?

06.02.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm moving to a new state for sort of the first time in my life. I've lived in the same 10 mile radius for 37 of my 40 years. I have alot of emotions about this.

05.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tony and Maria sing "Tonight" in the 1961 version of West Side Story

Tony and Maria sing "Tonight" in the 1961 version of West Side Story

02.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Katamari Damacy and Caves of Qud and the same game on different ends of the menus-parkour spectrum.

No, I will not explain.

01.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting. I was very Not Online during much of the early post-irony era. I had assumed it was a byproduct of clout chasing, rather than more controlled form of memetic eugenics. This is blowing my mind a bit, but it makes sense.

31.01.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had done something different with my life, this would have been my dissertation.

31.01.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hang on, are people coming around to the notion that because of some sort of widespread memetic diffusion that happened around 2012, (coincidentally, the end of the world) irony was destroyed, leading to the rise of bronies, and the resurgence of nazis?

31.01.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hang on, are people coming around to the notion that because of some sort of widespread memetic diffusion that happened around 2012, (coincidentally, the end of the world) irony was destroyed, leading to the rise of bronies, and the resurgence of nazis?

31.01.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen the movie Beastly four times.

31.01.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I go to sleep early but wake up at 11 and I'm just like up

29.01.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My one complaint about the Fallout show is that there's a character named Coop but it isn't the one played by Kyle MacLachlan.

29.01.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is just more stupid decorum. Miller would still own a telephone.

28.01.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same goes for text messages. Sometimes I didn't even forget but it's been like 36 hours and now it feels awkward.

27.01.2026 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fortnite is gentrified MUGEN

26.01.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 600 ๐Ÿ” 289 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Sorry this was a harsh review. I mean to say that the movie had some laughs but ultimately it was not for me.

C-

25.01.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched the movie "Weapons."

It sucked.

C-

25.01.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I one shot it. I'm not bragging. There were certainly other bosses and encounters that took me like 30+ attempts. It's interesting how different fights just click for different people.

23.01.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All gardeners eventually become either scientists or witches.

20.01.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 119 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

21.01.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0