Matt Nesloney

I hope and pray that every single person involved is found out and never knows a single moment’s peace the rest of their miserable lives

Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.

That’s my senator

It sounds to me that maybe these guys should be their first client: this scheme is lunacy.

I don't go in for most media-bashing on here, but this new thing where Trump calls access reporters during trading hours and gives them the SCOOP that the war's about to end is pretty egregious.

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Tired: “We have been at war with Iran since 1979.”

Wired: "We have been at war with Iran since 1947.”

Inspired: “We have always been at war with Iran.”

You’re only “losing an hour” if you didn’t invest the hour you gained last fall in a high-yield debt instrument. Oh, you’re feeling a little sleepier than normal tomorrow morning? Some of us have been grinding since November

top 100 mlb players ever where some of the 100 players definitely exist

i, for one, am ready to let ai handle all of my important medical decisions

Lmao wmd are so back

Ryan Ulysses Emmons, you get your mind out of that gutter

I know this is just the nature of doing news in the US but it does seem bizarre and a little vile that most of the top-line-item news stuff about the war against Iran is the impact on gas prices and not "we've murdered over 1,300 civilians in Iran including around 170 girls in a school"

Two overwhelming exponentially expanding alarming issues of everyday life:

A lot of people do not know how to act in public or don’t care how they do.

A lot of people seem to be ambivalent about living in any form of society/ community.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

I put googly eyes on my TI-83. Please can I have a billion dollars?

Photo of banners held over Loop 336 in Conroe, TX that say “TRUMP ♥️ EPSTEIN”, “TWO PEAS IN A PEDOPHILE POD!”, and “HONK TO DUMP TRUMP”

Sir, we regret to inform you that Conroe has fallen

Almost did it in the Europa last year, so we gotta finish the job this time, you know?

I hope you're starting to notice a pattern:

these people sell something that either doesn't exist, can't, or won't for long, then pocket that money. Sam Altman will fuck off with billions right as AI begins to crash and nobody will learn anything. All the companies who invested will go under.

just so we're all on the same page:

AI is a scam because it steals from people, then sells what it stole for a cheap price to others. It launders labour of the people who make it. AI is a huge warehouse of millions of data pieces, that it searches very quicky(needing massive energy data centers-

Measles was wiped out in the U.S. 25 years ago and now we’re already past 1,000 cases in February because vaccination rates dropped below the safety line. This is what happens when public health gets gutted and people stop trusting basic science.

Damn this.

There’s no reforming a structure which permits something like this. BP and DHS need to be decimated and every involved person made unemployable forever.

Need to hear this word in the thickest Dominican accented English possible please

State House votes to rename Florida airport to Donald J. Trump international The Republican-controlled Florida House voted 81-30 in support of the name change to President Donald J. Trump International Airport

Last week Donald Trump registered the trademark "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This week Florida Republicans voted to rename Palm Beach International Airport Donald J. Trump International Airport," putting taxpayers on the hook for licensing fees that go straight to him

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.

"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!